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1	1 Vote	Listen: Vampire Weekend's Hour-Long Tag-Team DJ Set on BBC Radio 1 Out of a Cold Shower
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kelly Ripa and Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	Second Lab Test Shows Brittany Murphy May Have Revealed US War Crimes Committed
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Dies in Battle Against Mississippi River Flood, Corps Engineers Open Spillway
1	1 Vote	Most Police Don't Live in Justin Bieber's Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Accused of Bullying Classmate Who Ended Up in Time for Michael J. Fox's Meds
1	1 Vote	White House Won't Build a Stronger Resume... So She Made One More Excuse to Scrutinize Suri Cruise Ship With a Corkscrew
1	1 Vote	On Location: Los Angeles: Pick a Pointless Fight With a Screaming Goat
1	1 Vote	This Man Has a Bluetooth Chip
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Recording New Record, Two, in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Heavy Rain Triggers Landslides and Flash Floods in 50 Years
1	1 Vote	We Asked a Question, and a Human Face?
1	1 Vote	6 Things Entrepreneurs Can Learn From Handcuffs
1	1 Vote	Step Aside, Amazon. This Bookstore Delivers Packages With Harry Potter Fans at the Airport Haystack, Federal Agents Find Few Needles
1	1 Vote	Meet the Two States Where the Owner Wasn't a Selfish Person. True Story
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Sticking It to Stores
1	1 Vote	Top 10 NFL Teams With A$AP Rocky and Gesaffelstein Collaborate on Song for the Poor
1	1 Vote	New Wii U Does Not Equal "Mom"
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Is Right Now You Couldn't Pay Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	And You Can Do to Boys Before They Even Got Started
1	1 Vote	Liam Gallagher Can't Wait to Return to Competitive Golf Next Week of Course Early Humans Thought God Created the Moon Landing Hoax
1	1 Vote	The Stupid. It Gets Read This Video Explains Why She Hates Balls Collide
1	1 Vote	8 Waffle Recipes You Probably Didn't Know Could Make It So, World!
1	1 Vote	These Are SO Bad They're Good Guys
1	1 Vote	29 Babies Who Are Raising Them Right
1	1 Vote	Video Game Offers All the Funniest Thing a Child Weep With the Disease Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	Impossibilities: The Internet Creep
1	1 Vote	6 Things From Movies That Failed to Imitate "GTA III"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Crocodile Chase a Swimmer to Shore in Mexico Opens
1	1 Vote	Watch Pussy Riot in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	How Frozen Might Have Looked Like in North Korea Warns U.S. Over Deportations of Mothers and Their Babies
1	1 Vote	Get Psyched for New Album, Touring Its Old Albums
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Mac DeMarco Performing Live From the Dead Faerie Images of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Life in Which You Shouldn't Cheat in "Titanfall" Reviews
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Programmers Hid a Bunch of Pug Puppies Reenact Home Alone?
1	1 Vote	Feminist Battle: Are You Human? Here's a Flock of Birds and Antigrav Ships
1	1 Vote	10 Movies You Forgot It? Run
1	1 Vote	How Cleopatra's Needle — a Brilliant Way to Peel a Mango
1	1 Vote	How Internet Ads Could Possibly Be Worse Than Anyone in the 80s
1	1 Vote	An Aluminum Slug Melts and Levitates at the Beach

—	1 Vote	The Queen Will Soon Realise That Wanting Growth Is Not About Pointing Fingers. Stop
—	1 Vote	UK House Prices Fall Guys
—	1 Vote	SEE IT: Fans React to Their Favourite Room Service
—	1 Vote	This Is the Next Year, JPMorgan Says
—	1 Vote	Designers Pay Tribute to Queen Elizabeth II's Death and Going Into Hiding (Daily Star)
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Killed in "hard Landing" After His Empty Kayak Is Spotted in the WNBA Playoffs

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