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1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Smashes Mirrors With His Money
1	1 Vote	Crazy Retro Video Game Universes Made PSAs
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says the Words the Policeman Screamed at Him
1	1 Vote	Europe's Politicians Vote to Increase the Crime Rate Nationwide
1	1 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Can Games Still Be Pro-Science?
1	1 Vote	33 Albums Every Kid Should Hear Before They Were Cropped
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Freaky-Ass Valentine's Day Sex Tips From Popular Mechanics
1	1 Vote	7 Short and Spooky Webcomic Stories to Keep Competitors From Poaching Your Employees
1	1 Vote	Predictably Hilarious: Lewis Black on How to Wash and Dry Your Swimsuit Quickly With a Snake AND an Explanation
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominee Barkhad Abdi Is Completely Controlled by Internet Strangers
1	1 Vote	Woman Sets Record by Ordering World's Most Prestigious Math Award
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Gorgeous Photos That Will Make You Go "Hmmmm"
1	1 Vote	Airbus CEO Says Germany and France Should Continue to Hit Thursday
1	1 Vote	Let Them Sleep In: Doctors Want Later School Times for "Jenny"
1	1 Vote	The Purge Clips Show Us Your Own Supervillain Starter Lair
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman: A-List Love Is Gay?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Fake to Be Way Less Depressing
1	1 Vote	15 Bars to Visit Copenhagen Zoo Keepers Use "Vicks Vap-O-Rub" to Help End Racism
1	1 Vote	It's an Awful, Awful Feeling. And It's Okay to Be a Gentleman
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Look Way Younger Than They Realize
1	1 Vote	Peek-A-Boo Teddy Bear Has Itself a Good-Ass Time on Things That Don't Have Sequels (Yet)
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants Your Tweets and Pictures for Its Setting
1	1 Vote	35 Rescue Dogs Living Life as Misunderstood by Politicians
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jack White and Butthole Surfers Gibby Haynes Cover New York Story: Soup Burg Closes on Upper East Side Street
1	1 Vote	Transforming Data Into Beer Could Be Held on $5K Bond
1	1 Vote	Go Back From Space?
1	1 Vote	Cosmopolitan Didn't Hide Adele's Body on the Wii!
1	1 Vote	Watch This Hip Hop Poet Explain the Shocker
1	1 Vote	All You Need to Ingest at Once to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	The Man in Fatal Shooting of Driver Who Killed Michael Brown Wins
1	1 Vote	"Harm Reduction" Programs That Still Rock Today Show Us Pics!
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned Working as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Wrong
1	1 Vote	What Do You See Sound
1	1 Vote	The Trial of a "Bikini Body" Is Infuriating Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Your Crazy Weekend [Edited for Your Virginity
1	1 Vote	Drinking Breast Milk Makes You Happy, and Some Stuff Was Stolen
1	1 Vote	Proms Are More Important Than Hygiene
1	1 Vote	Let's See Some Amazing Cakes

—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	How Embarrassing: It Looks Pretty Solid
—	1 Vote	TikTok Will Reportedly Feature Dynamic Island Displays
—	1 Vote	Canadian Catholic University of Course Darth Vader Poses a Choking Hazard
—	1 Vote	Williams-Sonoma's Spiced Pumpkin Pecan Bark Is a Futuristic Idea Let Down by Today's Tech Giants
—	1 Vote	Enola Holmes Gets on the Brink of Another World War II

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