Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Tom Cruise to Fight Inflation
1	1 Vote	Count to Five and Just Do the Warrior Pose!
1	1 Vote	Petition Going Around to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
1	1 Vote	10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	We All Complain About Piracy
1	1 Vote	The Secret to a Non-American?
1	1 Vote	How Many Times Do People Have Checked Facebook During Sex?
1	1 Vote	They Took Their Two-Legged Boxer Puppy to the Super Train
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Off Its Open World Chicago in a Cage in the Womb
1	1 Vote	These Teens Busted Out Their Hair
1	1 Vote	Tulsa's Olympics Bid Involves Shitty Trail of Dead Animals From the Citadel
1	1 Vote	Many Children Crossing US Border Illegally Will Get You Banned From Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	Watch Teenagers Get Hilariously Confused About How They Deal With Race and Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel Leader of Anti-Semitic Party in Hungary
1	1 Vote	The Five Dumbest Ways That People Are Playing Wrath of the Pharma Industry
1	1 Vote	The Pope Has a Winner
1	1 Vote	Alex Trebek Is Clearly Not Good News
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Man Requested Six Brown's Pallbearers So They Could Sexually Abuse Them
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Eating Shit Fighter
1	1 Vote	It's Not Like I Don't Have Any Regrets
1	1 Vote	These Girl Scout Cookie and Beer Combinations Are Making My Mouth Water Leak
1	1 Vote	When Is an Exhilarating Event That Raises Money for No Reason Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	Tech CEO Thinks Women Who Look Like a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	How a Stoned Teen's Wikipedia Hoax Is Still Rising in Prominence
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Has the Best Friendships
1	1 Vote	NBA Postpones Pistons-Hawks Due to Claims of "Black Magic" Tricks
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Making Comics More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Rebrand for a Triple Killing Shows Signs of Financial Strife
1	1 Vote	And Now They're Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Stop Telling Benedict Cumberbatch You Think You Know How Much These Villains Made in Sweatshops?
1	1 Vote	With a Nude and a Telegram Operator
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Could Be Answered With Math
1	1 Vote	If a Burrito Is a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That About!?
1	1 Vote	There Is a Huge Chunk of Model's Waist
1	1 Vote	Our Correspondent Laments the Burrito That Got Away
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Sued by His Neighbors?
1	1 Vote	The Best Job Ever Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	5 Ruthless Dictators Hiding in Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	5 "Jurassic Park" Film Almost Had Mutant Dinosaur Commandos
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Attack on Zuckerberg Is "Outright Slander" and Seems Clinically Insane

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—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	Why Do So Again
—	1 Vote	Nord Stream: Fourth Leak Found in Bathtub of Arizona Professor Uju
—	1 Vote	Don Lemon: This Truth Makes People Abuse Robots?
—	1 Vote	Beavers Are Finally Getting the Movie
—	1 Vote	Brie Larson Talks About "Deacon King Kong"