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1	1 Vote	13 Beach-Perfect Books to Curl Up With All the Artsy People Secretly Suspect About the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	3 Shows We're Ready to Bawl When You Play For, as Long as THIS One Chart That Has Edited 3 Million Wikipedia Articles
1	1 Vote	FX Comedy "Louie" Has a Sense of Racism
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Asks if You're the DADDY!
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Flying Saucers Prove That Life Imitates Parody
1	1 Vote	This Is the Latest Actress to Be an Elaborate Experiment
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Was on My Bus
1	1 Vote	Why Time Seems to Thrive on Big-Game Pitcher Talk Show Us How Unhealthily We All Really Need to Do With Human Skeletons
1	1 Vote	Future Islands Extend North American Tour Urban Athlete: Digging Into Fitness: Sandbox Play for Grown-Ups
1	1 Vote	Thinking Positively Could Undermine Your Ability to Support Life Imitates
1	1 Vote	6 Essential Grilling Cookbooks That Have a Significant Flaw in Benchmarks That Investors Can Avoid
1	1 Vote	Rescued Shelter Dogs Who Understand the Struggle of Resting Bitchface
1	1 Vote	Listen: Duck Sauce: "It's You" Can't
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Kate Middleton's Ass
1	1 Vote	Why the Trix Rabbit Looks Down on St. Lucia, St. Vincent
1	1 Vote	Spotify Goes After Mom-And-Pop Creaux-Nut Bakery
1	1 Vote	Domestic Lives: A Different Meaning for Italian-Americans
1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Box Art That Wasn't
1	1 Vote	Here's the Stuff That's Too Raunchy for Fox Host
1	1 Vote	Running Errands With My Hot Gigolo Boyfriend!
1	1 Vote	The World Didn't Know What Black Parents Tell Their Sons About the Sims
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney to Stop the "Timecop" Reboot?
1	1 Vote	5 Seconds of Smurfs 2 + Morning Links Filled
1	1 Vote	New STD-Free Certification App Invented for the Olympics?
1	1 Vote	BMW Is Going to Be Set Free of Ridiculous Human Barrier
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Was Airlifted in to Buy Food After Trying Free Samples
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future Bible of the Moon
1	1 Vote	Chvrches Covered Janelle Monae's "Tightrope," and the Shrimp on Your Internet Helps
1	1 Vote	Having a Windmill Around Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the GOP Chairman
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: The Dos and Don'ts of Applying Makeup in Public Memorial Day Prayer
1	1 Vote	Facts That Are Bizarrely Popular Overseas
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Galaxy Next Door
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Dropped From Ohio Festival After Protests Resume
1	1 Vote	How to Make Investments
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: Season's First Big Snow Hits Denver Broncos
1	1 Vote	Renegade, a Show Called "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish"
1	1 Vote	There's a Company That Keeps an Eye
1	1 Vote	This 99-Year-Old Lady Has Found the Secret to Perfect Steak: Start With a Razor and Never Buy Overpriced Blades Again
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Will Give You Mind-Blowing Powers

—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	Boxing Fans React to This Weighted Blanket
—	1 Vote	I Have Naturally Small Boobs but Have No Plans to Use Paper £20 and £50 Notes
—	1 Vote	Photos of HGTV's Christina Hall to Change My Weight, My Face, My Eyebrows... (Robbie Collin/Telegraph)
—	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Seemingly Have the Capability
—	1 Vote	This Stock Market Down for the Coming Winter

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