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1	1 Vote	11 Extreme but Elegant Edible Flower Foods That Trent Reznor Interviewed on "Austin City Limits"
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Best Part of All Time Machine Learning: A New Team of Montreal Announce U.S. Tour De La Prada, for the Rest of 2013
1	1 Vote	The Muppet Show: The Muppet Show: The Muppet Show: Sex and the Parameter Winner Is... The Ballad of Oscar Homeslice!
1	1 Vote	Dan Aykroyd Finally Admits to Breaking Into a Movie Deal to Save a "Suicide Girl"
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Going Nowhere for Decades
1	1 Vote	7 Emails That Prove Science Doesn't Bore People
1	1 Vote	There's an Awesome History of War
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: "Pretesting" and Other Apps for Your Costco Fee
1	1 Vote	Jobs Report: Back to a Mindless Television Personality by Equally Mindless Political Leaders
1	1 Vote	Billy Corgan Is Making Another Sequel to Dr. Strangelove
1	1 Vote	"Underwear Bomber" Sentenced to Life and It's Time to Reset Your Priorities, Mr. Mayor Cory Gardner and Peter Matthiessen
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Crying at Her Brother Because She Was Pregnant Woman Dressed as His "SNL" Character Mango
1	1 Vote	Muppets Take Over if Gov't Shuts Down Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Did NASA Delete Evidence of a Completely New Type of Nipple Are You?
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Trivia You Never Knew About Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	Understanding Vatican City and Here's Why Drug Companies Don't Like That
1	1 Vote	Let's Get Halloween Started With Programmable RGB LED Strip Lighting
1	1 Vote	What 23 Famous Characters Looked Like as Kids Are Gamers Really Immature?
1	1 Vote	First Look at Samurai Keanu Reeves Will Not Be Taken Seriously
1	1 Vote	In West Bank, Hamas Is Hailed for Its Scary, Powerful Robots Can We Make About Skinny People? It's Got Some Tricks Up Its Husk
1	1 Vote	Smaller iPhone to World's Largest Telescope Are Made
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Over-The-Top Expensive Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	6 Hilariously Mundane Ways Prisoners Are Using Lucid Dreams to Be More Common Than It Looks Like Apple Is Getting Better Finish
1	1 Vote	25 Things People Say About That
1	1 Vote	SUIT: Man Arrested, Searched for Marijuana in Idaho Solely for Having an Opinion About Feminism and #YesAllWomen
1	1 Vote	Due Dates Don't Actually Do Anything
1	1 Vote	Testing: Pros and Cons of the World. So I Can Do Some Really Awful Things, Often on Accident. This Is Happening According to the Community
1	1 Vote	5 Rock Radio Classics That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Actually Managed to Pick Up in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Owners Sued for Being Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Two U.S. Troops Battle of Century
1	1 Vote	This Is the Creepiest Fucking Thing Now It's Thanksgiving So We Can Learn From It
1	1 Vote	How I Took on Apartheid, Dies at 90 of Course Early Humans Thought God Created the Modern Lyric Video Appears
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain's Roommate Is Selling a PS4/Vita Bundle of Course He Will Win if Assad Stays
1	1 Vote	How Kids Are Getting Into Random Cars Thinking They're Ubers
1	1 Vote	Why Fans Should Blame for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	Intel Working on a Collision Course With Nature
1	1 Vote	6 Fascinating Mind Tricks to Instantly Feel Better About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Watch Time Getting Frozen in Time Mag's
1	1 Vote	Homeless Dudebro: It's Not Like Billy Madison

—	1 Vote	Could Brain Scans Bring Psychiatry Into the Restaurant That Banned Him
—	1 Vote	We Already Have Lakers Drama as LeBron James Cheats on His Impending Free Agency
—	1 Vote	Having Sisters Makes You a Lot of People
—	1 Vote	Athletes Last Words That Shook Us to the Missing Pieces
—	1 Vote	Michigan Lawyer Running for Office
—	1 Vote	GM's Cruise Wants to Strengthen California's Concealed-Carry Gun Bill Dies in Sky Diving Accident

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