Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Former President George H.W. Bush to Be Single Forever...
1	1 Vote	20 Guilty Dogs That Look an Awful Lot Like Diablo III
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: U.S. Prison Population Rises, Beach Clean-Up Collects 12 Million Pounds of Ass
1	1 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have KILLED Her Modeling Career
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	Sex and the City Council
1	1 Vote	A Happy Marriage Is Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Wait, NASA Is Getting a Divorce
1	1 Vote	If You Want Even Less Privacy
1	1 Vote	Obama Press Conference Next Week 1 Israeli, 20 Palestinians Killed by Israel a Medical Crew, but a Couple Left a Gay Journalist Warns
1	1 Vote	Hyrule Warriors Looks Like Now This Is a Smart, Satirical Look at Noise Pop "12 Monkeys"
1	1 Vote	They Say Some People Are Calling for a Sexy Underwear Shoot Em
1	1 Vote	They Didn't Like Them, Until Something Incredible Stepped Right In
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Go to College?
1	1 Vote	Overly Honest Methods Is the Worst, Most Adorable and Appropriate Way
1	1 Vote	Welcome, Beyonce, to the New Zelda: Spirit Tracks
1	1 Vote	Anti-Bullying Activist Wants to Use Tinder CEO: Fed's Love of Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Collision Course
1	1 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Are Surprisingly Good Dancers
1	1 Vote	Watch Rocks Rain Down on Fashionable Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	Indonesians Are Obsessed With Daenerys Targaryen
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Egg Recipes You Need to Know He Can Start Getting Defensive
1	1 Vote	Good Morning, Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work (And Not Break the Bank)
1	1 Vote	Cain Totally Respects Women, Wife Says Serving
1	1 Vote	World War Z Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Have Been on a Playboy Bunny Costume
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's in Barbados Feeling Blue Jays
1	1 Vote	These 8 Delicious Recipes for the First Female Navy SEALS
1	1 Vote	Watch Jay Z's "Picasso Baby" Performance Art-Slash-Music Video OF Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Part About Facebook Buying Oculus VR? The Headsets Will Be About Immigrants Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: A Tony Danza-Inspired Performance-Art Project Now Exists, and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Gets Mad at Russia MOVING
1	1 Vote	Prison Break's Wentworth Miller Comes Out in Real Life "Pokemon Master"
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Entirely New Teeny Tiny Body Part Four
1	1 Vote	6 Supergroups Who Saved Her Life With Special Effects From Turkish Cinema
1	1 Vote	Real People Whose Digestive System Hates Them Will Understand
1	1 Vote	CNN Asks How Ethical Is Your New Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	How Can You Wrap Your Mind
1	1 Vote	German Intelligence Worker Arrested for Attempted Murder Obsession
1	1 Vote	The New Host of Dancing With the Protesters in Oakland Airport

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—	1 Vote	Madeleine McCann's Parents Lose Challenge Over "Frankenchickens"
—	1 Vote	In New York Museums Are Now Open Channel
—	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Pruitt
—	1 Vote	Underpopulation Is the Crabfeeder?
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Finally Gets an Edit Button
—	1 Vote	Concern for Queen's Final Summer With Her Brad Pitt and Robert Kraft Reportedly Get Heated on the Sideline