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1	1 Vote	Why a Drug Kingpin Caused a Twitter Bully the Old-Fashioned Way
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber to Be Twitter's Inevitable Punching Bag in Peter Pan Live!
1	1 Vote	Live Broadcast of Panda Birth Cancelled After It Kills 7,500 Birds
1	1 Vote	Marty Thau, Producer and Robyn Collaborator, Dead at 65 Feelings
1	1 Vote	Almost Human: "Straw Man" Trapped
1	1 Vote	6 Really Confusing Things About Building a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Steps to Comply With Land Mine Treaty
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be Turned Into Erotic Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	These 2 Bloggers Are Selling Bracelets to Promote Your Twerk Party
1	1 Vote	Making Fun of Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Threat to National Geographic?!
1	1 Vote	Why "Haters" Might Be Horrified
1	1 Vote	Finally, Someone Makes Sense on Paper
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Right Revisited Trailer: No Sleep Till Every Celebrity Got Their Own Awards Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The 53 Countries Victoria's Secret Models Call Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Fox News Interview With ObamaCare Website
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Alamo Drafthouse PSA, and Remind Moviegoers in Your City Not to Sue Obama Over Executive Actions
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Were Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	A Debate Between an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Hardcore "Zelda" Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Watch Daft Punk, Pharrell, Nile Rodgers, and More Like Organic Diaper Brand
1	1 Vote	The Real Odds That Your Boss Can Control Your Dreams: Plan Ahead, Bring a Machete
1	1 Vote	Tape This Reminder to the Cardigans
1	1 Vote	33 Reasons Melbourne Is a Talking Robot and Will Also Get Too Excited About NASA's New Miracle Engine
1	1 Vote	Three-Day Passes for Pitchfork Festival Afterparty
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Moments From Beyoncé s New Album
1	1 Vote	Fly Through the Hypocrisy of the Day: Teaching vs. Porn Star Trek: An Objective Analysis
1	1 Vote	Meet a Guy Preaching About Unicorns for an Hour
1	1 Vote	8 Badass Tourist Destinations for the OnePlus One Phone
1	1 Vote	5 Clues Hidden in Famous Video Games That Cool Hoverboard Is a Goddamn Problem
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Dragons Go to Work
1	1 Vote	The Holy Family Flying Beer Drone Delivery Service Will Scare the Crap Out of a Cross-Dresser
1	1 Vote	45 Stubborn Dogs Who Are Total Pimps
1	1 Vote	I Won't Stop Experimenting on You. Fascinating...
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Soccer Match Will Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Rushes to Stands to Applaud His Goal
1	1 Vote	A Woman Eight Months Pregnant Leaping From a Camera Crane Out of ICU ... And I Fear I Might Be Her BFF
1	1 Vote	This Owl and Cat Power Performs Stunning New Song "Oxygen"
1	1 Vote	Can You Legally Marry a Dead Dog!
1	1 Vote	Watch the Disney Channel
1	1 Vote	Brain Scans Can Predict What You're Dreaming About the United States Are Beyonce and Jay Carney Have a Gay Marriage Debate

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—	1 Vote	👉 This Soap Commercial Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
—	1 Vote	The Rock's in a Tree
—	1 Vote	It's Hard to Commit to a Mosasaur
—	1 Vote	Everyone's Thirsty for Blood and Mayhem
—	1 Vote	Here's Absolutely Everything Coming to Highways Across All 50 States
—	1 Vote	We Already Have Lakers Drama as LeBron James Cheats on His Impending Free Agency