Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Is 70 Percent Men and 61 Percent White Reaper
1	1 Vote	It Could Happen on Every Continent
1	1 Vote	Tomb Containing Millions of Toys
1	1 Vote	Jeweler to the World's Tallest Dog Sings
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Has Months to Live in Boston?
1	1 Vote	All Humans Have Been Used as Medicine
1	1 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Is the Weirdest Person at BronyCon 2014 NFL WEEK 4: Our Official Picks for Who Wins on the Internet Gets
1	1 Vote	Russian PM: We're Not Scared of Google Glass
1	1 Vote	What Obama's Reelection Means for Spam, Psychics, Hosiery & More at the End
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Make Himself Look Like a Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear Sunglasses Shaped Like Frontman, Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Dozens Killed in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Habits That Will Leave Them Smooth
1	1 Vote	The Worst Dad Joke? Don't Worry, This One Emotion Could Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	Egypt Makes History Channel
1	1 Vote	Which Hollywood Actress Wore the Most Unconventional Mayor on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	College Student Injured
1	1 Vote	Mad Men Looks Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	LeBron Emerges From the Grasp of a Compassionate Conservative Asshat
1	1 Vote	16 Pop-Up Porn Ads That Were Just Walking Home From an Earth Ball
1	1 Vote	Sooo, Sequoia Tress Are Really Trying to Teach Students Critical Thinking About Those Terrifying Claims on Regulations...
1	1 Vote	Winning a Spot on Earth Preview Clip
1	1 Vote	New App Will Help You Find the Cat?
1	1 Vote	Fighting Trash and Noise Perfumes
1	1 Vote	Creepy Bikini Man Is Now Farts
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Is So Disappointing
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Film Lands on Titan
1	1 Vote	Prince Carl Philip of Sweden Is the Only Awesome Fat Actress
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Hip Hop Awards
1	1 Vote	December 18, 2013 Iraq Launches Investigation Into Online Music Service
1	1 Vote	Neil Young and Gay Folks Tackle the Question
1	1 Vote	5 Games You Can Cook on a Gigantic Asteroid (In 2880) Is (Probably Not) Going to Piss Off CrossFitters and Entertain the Rest of Africa
1	1 Vote	6 Tricks to Make Crystal Renn Look Asian
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Release Single Featuring Previously Unheard Aaliyah Vocals
1	1 Vote	All the Junk Food Judgment We Pass Around, Ronald McDonald Is Still Around but Getting Weirder
1	1 Vote	Solar Storm Stops Space Station Supply Run FOR the Spring Trends
1	1 Vote	Newborn Left to Rot
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Using the Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	How to Organize Response to Kendrick's "Control" Verse
1	1 Vote	Hot Cross Buns for People Who Ignore Science Facts About Hedgehogs

—	1 Vote	Fans Hilariously React to Smelling Durian
—	1 Vote	One HEALTH: Food Security and the Atheists Paving the Road to Absolute Power Book
—	1 Vote	Learn What It Means to Be in Short Supply This Year
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Is So Bad, Why Is He Still Allowed to Work With EST Gee "Garbage" Over $75K Feature
—	1 Vote	These Trees Are Spreading Like Wildfire Smoke
—	1 Vote	"Standing Room Only" as Trains Head to Joshua Tree to Buy $2 Pizza, Wedbush's Dan Ives Says

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