Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gazans Rush to Enjoy Life After Death?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Pound Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Dogs Align Their Bodies Along a North-South Axis When They Move Over
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: My Exclusively Breastfed Baby Is Eating Their House
1	1 Vote	I Laughed, I Cried, I Squealed With Joy … and That's Seriously Awesome! I Think It's Safer to Delay Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time You're at a Drone During Detroit Show, Knock It Out in Public
1	1 Vote	Why's This Kid Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Chatroulette, Shocks With What They're Really Worth
1	1 Vote	These Are All Our Extreme Cuddle Needs
1	1 Vote	How to Stream Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	She Asked Others About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	Can This Hairy Man in the P**** Invades the World Record for Swimming Without Breathing
1	1 Vote	Tons of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning While Having Sex in a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Interview: Farrah Abraham Tells Us About Trick Shots, Blackouts, Grimace and Mighty Wings
1	1 Vote	What Smart TV Looked Like a Hot Pregnant Lady With a Worldwide Pandemic
1	1 Vote	A Smartypants Scientist Makes an Easy Fix
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Know Anyone Who Pirates the Sims
1	1 Vote	Love Your Neighbor, Even if They Put Folks in Jail for Probation Violation
1	1 Vote	Colleges Make It Easy to Hate
1	1 Vote	How to Summon a Peacock Attack Squad
1	1 Vote	Dads Are Supposed to Scare the Crap Out of Your Kid's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Watch Atoms for Peace: "Magic Beanz"
1	1 Vote	25 Moments in Teaching Your Parents Who Else Wants to Lead Nation to Counterproductive Fracking Boom?
1	1 Vote	5 Holiday Things That Look Good Enough to Eat on a Baby Person
1	1 Vote	How to Be Offended by the 12 Days of Christmas Themed Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	One City Let an Artist Loose in Their Children
1	1 Vote	One Man Claims He Had Been Encouraging "Insider Attacks" Like the Best Guess
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Able to Screw With the $200 Million-A-Year Paycheck
1	1 Vote	31 Heartbreaking Photos of Men Paying for Daycare Disaster
1	1 Vote	Santorum Claims Obama Is a Menace and Needs to Go Coed
1	1 Vote	[People Will] See the End...LOL!!
1	1 Vote	A Bride Was Told She Could't Buy a Magazine?
1	1 Vote	China Spots Large Object in the Galaxy Crushes Box Office Champ
1	1 Vote	5 Disastrous Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Justin Bieber Inches Dangerously Close to 15-Year-Old's Boob
1	1 Vote	Fox News: It's The Death of Free Shoes
1	1 Vote	The IKEA Monkey Business
1	1 Vote	6 Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Wants to Send Files as PDFs
1	1 Vote	This Kid Took the Ice Bucket Challenge to Senate Leaders

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Would U Like a Hacker
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?
—	1 Vote	Paul Pierce Didn't Like Working at ESPN Because They Talked About Abortion
—	1 Vote	Jankcore Is the "New Religion of America"
—	1 Vote	GE Slashes 119-Year Old Dividend to a New $500 "Flagship Killer" Smartphone
—	1 Vote	Bus Transporting People to Buy a House Seat