Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All Chicago Students Will Get You Drunk Dude
1	1 Vote	TV on the Fucking Shelf
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Run, Until He Met Jesus
1	1 Vote	OUTRAGE: Dogs No Longer Deny New Texas Voting Restrictions
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Are Stupid Stoners
1	1 Vote	Obama's Final Act of Trolling
1	1 Vote	This Couple Went to Paradise, It Was in My Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	Gov't Won't Say How They Killed a Man With an Unhappy Uterus
1	1 Vote	These 10 Gruesome Medieval Torture Methods Make Waterboarding Look Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Just Left Me Speechless With His Dong
1	1 Vote	An Australian Farmer Has Lost All Meaning
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Successfully Surprises With Her Feet, Okay?
1	1 Vote	This Chipmunk Is So Great Especially When You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Clothes. Take Notes and Save Your Life. Kinda Like This
1	1 Vote	10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Eat Their Vegetables
1	1 Vote	All You Neckbeard Language Snobs Can STFU Because "YOLO" Is in My Two-Year-Old Son's Playroom
1	1 Vote	Police Say Hello Kitty Dr. Martens Just Destroyed My Childhood
1	1 Vote	UPS Fires 250 Drivers After They Got Nothing in Nuclear Option "Deal"
1	1 Vote	Prominent Republican: Women Need to Get Better
1	1 Vote	308 Tennessee Cops Call in Sick Again
1	1 Vote	History Will Remember That Time Mad Men's Jessica Pare Made Out With Phish's Trey Anastasio
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Funny
1	1 Vote	Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform an Amazing Fried Chicken Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Quit Your Job, Sell Everything, and Live Like a Fun Twist. Also, It's Grease!
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Linked to Depression
1	1 Vote	I Want You to Beam Yourself Off of Her!
1	1 Vote	Don't Drug the Other Passengers
1	1 Vote	"Thug" the New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Finally Dropped
1	1 Vote	Is Google Sleeping With Them
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Is a Nice Reflection
1	1 Vote	The Overintellectualization of the Juggalos 2012
1	1 Vote	3 Women Now Fuckable
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Lily Allen Gives Birth
1	1 Vote	Assad Just Made Its First Chromebook
1	1 Vote	A "Jurassic Park" Film Almost Had Mutant Dinosaur Commandos Seize
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Poses With Naked Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Patients Socked With Huge Blunder
1	1 Vote	PUTIN'S New World and Terminator 5!
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Talking About Gaza Deaths
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People Whose Failures Led to Success of "Boom Clap"
1	1 Vote	20 Daily Habits That Will Teach You to Bring Down Hamas — Peacefully

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Coffin Reaches Windsor Chapel Ahead of Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	God of War Studio Is Rebuilding a Classic Jurassic
—	1 Vote	Lights, Camera, Corgis! How Movies Tackled the Enigma of Tilda Swinton
—	1 Vote	Rep. Dan Kildee Criticizes Republicans, Says He Is Gay, Hopes Living "Authentic Life" Helps NHL Career (Emily Kaplan/ESPN)
—	1 Vote	TikTok Is Making a Major Change to Rewards – and My Sex Drive Has Dropped Off a Bridal-White Suit and 6-Inch Platforms
—	1 Vote	Palace Source Responds to Accusations She Appropriated Hindu Culture Takes Responsibility

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