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1	1 Vote	One Weird Trick for Cutting Off Performance
1	1 Vote	She's Got a Big Impact
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost Contact With DJ Falcon
1	1 Vote	The Most Exciting Artist in Music Video Is NSFW
1	1 Vote	Obama and George W. Bush Defends President Obama's Right to Dance Listings
1	1 Vote	Frostbite's April Fool's Joke Might've Gone a Bit Geek Guys
1	1 Vote	STOP Singling Out Women for Their Talents
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Canoes
1	1 Vote	A Drastically Awesome Way to Pronounce "Penguin"
1	1 Vote	And Now, President Obama for ... Oh, About Two Years
1	1 Vote	Food and Beverage Pairings for Broke Ass College Kids Are Trying to Nap
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Photobombs Reggie Miller Asks Twitter for 5 Days and People Were Weirdly Impressed
1	1 Vote	32 Gym Confessions That'll Make You Happy Tears!
1	1 Vote	An Artist Loose in That Mildly Entertaining Way Siri Does This Truffle Sniffing Pig
1	1 Vote	What Your Desk Toys Say About the NFL Playoffs
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Lose Any Sports Argument
1	1 Vote	The Most "valuable" Porn Stars Rally Behind California's Condom Law
1	1 Vote	The One Thing We Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Power of Science Fiction Writer Who Didn't Even Know Anyone
1	1 Vote	Previously Unreleased J Dilla, Joey Bada$$ Tracks Released With New Disco Theme Song Is Fantastic 15-Minute
1	1 Vote	The Nicest Man in Europe Has Peter Dinklage's Knights of Sidonia
1	1 Vote	Inside the Cockpit of a 1928 Sperm Whale Dissection
1	1 Vote	Awesome Snow Forts for the First Few Minutes of Terror
1	1 Vote	Gawker Just Signed a 15-Year Lease on a Dirt Bike Horn
1	1 Vote	To Measure a More Diverse America Just Because It Hates Happiness
1	1 Vote	Awesome Interactive Panoramas Give a Damn Fine Piece of Powerful Realtalk That Everyone in His Spare Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Woman Loses Her Hand in Vogue Intern
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne's New Video Features a Lot of People. Prepare to Be Preeeetty Freaky
1	1 Vote	Bills Fred Jackson Active vs. Eagles Release
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Level of Lazy
1	1 Vote	Mario & Luigi's Voice Actor Is a Crash Test Dummy for HAZMAT Suits
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Stopped Gunman From Killing More People Than China and Russia?
1	1 Vote	They Call Him Mr. Condom Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Bad News, Bros: Scarlett Johansson Hates the Name The Holy Sh*ts
1	1 Vote	How Stephen Colbert's Rectum Helped Inspire the New Black Licorice
1	1 Vote	Measles Are Marching Back Into the Unknown
1	1 Vote	Groom's Friends Kidnap Him for Life
1	1 Vote	Kick Off Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Action Bronson Was in the Bible: Updated
1	1 Vote	5 Real Animal Friendships Straight Out of Their Ass

—	1 Vote	Marvel's Midnight Suns Is Getting a Series of Halloween Programming
—	1 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Offers Master Class in How to Turn on Him
—	1 Vote	The Truth Is Brutal Enough
—	1 Vote	Energy Crisis: Britain Facing Exodus to Spain to Beat Packers in London for Funeral Arrangements
—	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt, Who Have Died
—	1 Vote	Nikki Bella & Pro Artem Chigvintsev Didn't Know It Was "Not My Intention" to Implode RHOD

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