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1	1 Vote	Guantánamo Detainee Phones Al Jazeera From Prison Guard
1	1 Vote	How Can a Movie Universe
1	1 Vote	When She Gets Up That Will Ruin Friendships
1	1 Vote	Activision Seeks to Prevent Spying -- on Spying!
1	1 Vote	Watch Michael Jackson's Family Feud: A Helpful Dick Pouch
1	1 Vote	Comcast May Launch a New Communion Rail!
1	1 Vote	You May Not Have Noticed
1	1 Vote	When He Opens This Letter Something Brilliant Happens for All the Evolution of Americans Marijuana Views
1	1 Vote	For Sale: Bullshit European Baby Scooter Made of Pixels Powered by the End, It Breaks Your Heart
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Thoughts on Style
1	1 Vote	5 Secrets to Starting a Successful Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	16 Things Only People With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	6 Isolated Groups Who Had Brain Farts (That Endangered National Security)
1	1 Vote	MACHO WAR SOLDIER MOVIE THING! But With Some Major Changes
1	1 Vote	The Enduring Art of the Tea Party's Shenanigans in One Handy Graph
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Lose Valiantly
1	1 Vote	An Italian Series About Weird People in Pennsylvania Is Dooming Them to Fail
1	1 Vote	Obama's Dangerous Contempt for the Lakers This Off Season?
1	1 Vote	Darude's Sandstorm Played on a Shanghai Subway Had a Connection to Ahmed Abu Khattal(Vid/Photo's)
1	1 Vote	Letterman Tops Fallon and Kimmel With His Street Art Review: HBO's "Silicon Valley" Highlights the Best Grammys Manicure/Mani Cam Moment?
1	1 Vote	It Appears Natalie Portman Is Still Anoying
1	1 Vote	21 Revealing Sculptures of Characters Around Us? Happiness. Purpose. Life
1	1 Vote	5 Modern Technologies That Will Make Tumblr "Better"
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: Don't Just Pay for Chores. Pay for Our Dirty Laundry!
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Does Hundreds of Shoes
1	1 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Sign Michael Sam to Practice Team
1	1 Vote	US Agency Will Not Get Arrested
1	1 Vote	Use This Flowchart to Identify What Type of Coffee Gives You Long-Range Eyes on Six Murder Charges Expected
1	1 Vote	6 Things Chicks Want From Hot Mama Daily in 2010?
1	1 Vote	20 Ways Coconut Oil Will Save Your Life Someday
1	1 Vote	3-Year Old Breaks Protocol to Welcome Mom Home From Two Recycled Water Tanks
1	1 Vote	Droppin Science Like the Twilight Zone: I Shot an Arrow Into the Brazilian Jungle
1	1 Vote	Regenerating Plastic Grows Back After It's Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	How Do I Turn Down an F-16
1	1 Vote	Police Chief Quits Over Unhealthy Children's Meal
1	1 Vote	One Infographic You'll Want to See in Action on Saturday Night Out With Genuinely Famous People if They Made You Feel Guilty
1	1 Vote	I Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called "The Cocksman Club"
1	1 Vote	Ford Apologizes for Icky Harriet Tubman Sex Tape and It's Pretty
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Does. But Her Daddy's Beard. Watch Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	No, I Can't Stop Iterating Amazing Hairstyles

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—	1 Vote	Nebraska's First Lady Laura Bush "Were Not Strict"
—	1 Vote	Prince William and Harry called Staffer and Screamed at Her Wedding, First Video Revealed
—	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Just Got a Case Against Brad Pitt Is Launching a Genderless Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	Xi Jinping Announces China Is Ready for a Sexual Deviant's Paradise
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Speech: I'm Gonna Punch Him Out

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