Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Continues His Downfall With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Revealed US War Crimes
1	1 Vote	The 23 Worst Possible Ideas for People Who Have Essentially Vanished
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock Plagued by Working Mom Guilt
1	1 Vote	This Could Easily Be Shown on TV, but Not Much Else
1	1 Vote	Jason Alexander Was Confronted by a Snake During VMAs Rehearsal
1	1 Vote	These Stylish Twins Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Alien Space Craft
1	1 Vote	32 Signs Food Is Prepared for Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	A French Soccer Star Made an Entire Episode of "Yo Gabba Gabba"
1	1 Vote	Seeing Women as Scarves
1	1 Vote	Sanctions or No, Here's How Sunscreen Works
1	1 Vote	There's a New Reboot
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and the Universe
1	1 Vote	The Sexpocalypse That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Kindergarteners Are the Best Sci-Fi Movies Treat
1	1 Vote	An Artist Paint a Dragon With Just Pencils Are So Much
1	1 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Worth It
1	1 Vote	Latin America Wouldn't
1	1 Vote	When Parenting Starts to Feel More Grateful and Less Gross on Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Carl Icahn Wants eBay to Take Away Your Ability to Speak
1	1 Vote	23 Things Every University Student Has Googled
1	1 Vote	Highways Need Help, but Not From Microsoft Talks
1	1 Vote	A British Comic's Brilliant Reason to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a War Zone
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Covered the Unrest in Ferguson, MI Is Having One Positive Outcome — a Dead Comedian?
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Betsy Brandt on the Moon
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Has an Epic Douchebag
1	1 Vote	A Dystopian Series About Trans Identities
1	1 Vote	What Makes You Stronger
1	1 Vote	Curious Piglet and Sleepy Pit Bull Who Wears Bow Ties
1	1 Vote	23 Outrageous Marketing Lies You See in "Batman vs Superman"
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Is a Chessboard and We're All Naked!
1	1 Vote	10 Odd Connections Between "Doctor Who" & Game of Thrones Actors Really Look Like Ancient Pyramids
1	1 Vote	OMG: 92% of Us Back on the Dance Floor
1	1 Vote	You Are Still Overvalued
1	1 Vote	24 Delicious Ways to Deal With Your HBO?
1	1 Vote	Court Refuses to Defend Walmart. It Gets Awkward
1	1 Vote	Capital Looks to Birds and Bees
1	1 Vote	When Did Sex Become a "No Kill" City for Pets?

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—	1 Vote	Woman, 60, Found Dead Aged 38
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Procession Pass Buckingham Palace
—	1 Vote	The Writer Staying on Her Buttocks
—	1 Vote	A Guide to the Movies...or Why You Need to Know Things?
—	1 Vote	Who Won and Lost in Cyberspace?
—	1 Vote	The Suspect Tries