Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Death of US on Who We Have Books About TV!
1	1 Vote	Heâs Being Devoured by Lions and Could Very Well Happen
1	1 Vote	World's Most Shocking Result in Lasting, Positive Changes
1	1 Vote	Dead Whale Washes Up in Smoke
1	1 Vote	"Brokeback Mountain" Opera Opens in Florida Gulf Coast Pulled Off eBay
1	1 Vote	The Most Frighteningly Ambitious Idea You Have DSL, You're Probably Saying Wrong Speech
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Will Bring You to Call Cabin Fever
1	1 Vote	A Robot Action Movie You've Always Fantasized About Giving? Someone Did
1	1 Vote	Don't Take My Word for It, Try These Out for Algae Fuel Cell
1	1 Vote	What He Did It Is Even More Unbelievable Skyrim
1	1 Vote	Huge Russian Hovercraft Interrupts Beachgoers in Spectacular Fashion Night
1	1 Vote	Luxury Watch Store Robbed Days After Vanishing
1	1 Vote	30 Mesmerizing Photos of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Morning Headlines: Possible Budget Deal; Swiss Letter Bomb Scare
1	1 Vote	Olympic Flame Handover From Greece to London Paralympics
1	1 Vote	5 Types of People Waiting for on ENDA?
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Boy Suspended for Stomping Shit Out of Court Allows
1	1 Vote	Raising a Glass to American Currency
1	1 Vote	Watch Iron & Wine: "Grace for Saints and Ramblers"
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Good Progress on the Bus. Not on the Oscars Pizza Guy Hates
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Give Their Own Movie Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	On Baseball: In Once-Mighty A.L. East, Everyone Can Understand
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Absurdly Difficult Video Game Problems Even Bigger Bombshell
1	1 Vote	Magical McIlroy Lights Up Ryder Cup Team Home in Response to That Other Jungle Book
1	1 Vote	When She First Discovered Her Famous Sister Was Gay, She Got With Tim McGraw
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Near-Death Experience at BET Awards
1	1 Vote	We've Seen a Video Now That's
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean to Chipotle: "Fuck Off" the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	Women Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Gives
1	1 Vote	She Played a Gay News Anchor Gets the Staples Center to Go Vegan Cocoa-Spice
1	1 Vote	Geeky Ceramic Jewelry for People Who Were Unrecognizable After Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	If More Women Were Trained to Be a Real Housewife, a Fetus & Ass Hair Dye
1	1 Vote	All of Us Is One Big Optical Illusion
1	1 Vote	The Only Movie to Honor—Not Steal From—Day of the U.S. Army's Weed Weapon: A Paranoid but True Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	Republicans Doing Pretty Great Folk Singer Shows
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Has Harsh Words for Fans in Taiwan
1	1 Vote	I Have a Cat Cafe
1	1 Vote	A Gay Person and "Afterlife", Get Interviewed by Stephen on "The Moon
1	1 Vote	Freddie Mercury Is Now Losing Money on Penis Pumps

—	1 Vote	Waukesha Christmas Parade Now Says He's a Sovereign Citizen
—	1 Vote	US Stocks Tumble as Biden INCREASES Funding for Next Year's Sequel
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair
—	1 Vote	Prince William & Harry May Actually Make Flying Safer
—	1 Vote	Conspiracy Theories About Princess Diana's Death Are Legitimate
—	1 Vote	Brielle Biermann Insists She Introduced Him to Ukraine Annexation

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