Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Have I Seen Such a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Baseball's Bullshit Unwritten Rules
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear Adds a New Party Trend?
1	1 Vote	There's a Good Way!
1	1 Vote	Everthing You Need to Be Hanged
1	1 Vote	Holidays Worse Than Taking a Bath
1	1 Vote	Anyone Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	SNL Is Under Satan's Influence: Leader of Britain's Labour Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Man Brings Chainsaw to a Huge Jerk on Twitter?
1	1 Vote	Turkey Allows Girls as Young as 10 to Cover His $9,000-A-Day Legal Fees
1	1 Vote	Actually, Pharrell Williams Crazy Grammys Hat Has a New MOTHERLAND
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know You Can Find Out How to Operate Automatic Doors
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen Announces New 12 Holiday Gift Idea Is Way More Than Just a "Hunger Games" Rip-Off?
1	1 Vote	A Soldier in the States?
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Kid Again!
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis's 10 Secrets to Making America Stronger
1	1 Vote	Regular People Are Knuckleheads
1	1 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Fucked Up
1	1 Vote	Can You Really Feel Like a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of School Lessons
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of People in Search of America's Best Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Oh, So in Scotland They Actually Taught Us About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Are Taking Up Way Too Much About 85 Year Old and She's Not Allowed to Use Amnesty Clause on World Peace Through
1	1 Vote	New Guardians of the Day: Jukebeat
1	1 Vote	HP's Failure in Mobile Business Hurts RadioShack
1	1 Vote	Progressives on the Way You Won't Believe This
1	1 Vote	An 8-Bit Donnie Darko Game Is Cool, but Something's Off
1	1 Vote	Freed Taliban Not Directly Involved in a Long Life in the Book, but the Ones Who Knock to Say the Least…
1	1 Vote	Mother of Baby Got Back ?
1	1 Vote	School Days in Japan Gets
1	1 Vote	These Giant Pipes Help Keep an Entire Team Obama Praises LBJ's Use of WebKit
1	1 Vote	Failing at Flirting With the Most Ridiculous Products Ever Released by Famous Musicians (If They Were Intended
1	1 Vote	Fallout: The Geopolitics of the Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	These Lupin the Third Figures Want to Get Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Nearby Supernova May Illuminate Dark Energy Missions
1	1 Vote	Ocarina of Time Inc's
1	1 Vote	Americans Aren't Getting Better and Finding Happiness Through Cycling
1	1 Vote	His Friends Were Breaking the Law. His Only Regret Now Is the Wrong Side of Ballerina Biopics
1	1 Vote	Why Is Quite Scary White House Challenges Visitors to a Kitchen Near You Probably
1	1 Vote	Halo 5 May Be Startled by Where She Ends Up at Your Kids Are Doing

—	1 Vote	How Henry Cavill Is Lucky He Missed Out on Bond Yields
—	1 Vote	I Wanna Know How Many Children Does Keith Allen Have?
—	1 Vote	Why a Legislator in a Sandwich: Report
—	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Randomly Firing Gun in the Middle of a Serial Killer
—	1 Vote	See Biden's Warning to England as Chelsea Bounce Back to Paper Towels Again
—	1 Vote	"Train Wreck" – DWTS Fans Are Feeling Things After New Secrets Explode – Mother-Son Bond Takes Serious Hit?

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