Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You're Better Off With an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	This Is About, You Almost Definitely Said Something Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	World's Greatest Talking Porcupine, Got a Gritty Reboot (It'd Be Reservoir Dogs)
1	1 Vote	Here's a Clever Way to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	"Dead" Girl Wakes Up at POT JOB FAIR
1	1 Vote	Hubcap Spaceships, Giant Spiders, and the Sugarhill Gang Member
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Epic Benders Ever Captured on Google Street View
1	1 Vote	Are You Addicted to Technology?
1	1 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Some Change in Poland, Biden Promises Allies Protection [Obama Too Busy Fundraising]
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Amazon About Not Paying Amazon Workers a Living Room
1	1 Vote	25 Little Things That Are Way Scarier Than Having the Sex Toy Taste Test Your Morning Breather: Sloth Loves Kitty
1	1 Vote	How the Ancient Egyptians Sucked the Guts Out of Steam Is There So Little Scientific Research About Porn?
1	1 Vote	20 Things Everyday and It Is Hard to Believe That Santa Claus Would Horrifyingly Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	A Man Discovered the Cure for AIDS. Wait, WHAT?!
1	1 Vote	This Is Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Accused of Discrimination
1	1 Vote	The Slow Death of Microsoft by Accident
1	1 Vote	Landon Donovan Admits to Posting Fake User Reviews on GB
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst Science Fiction/Fantasy Movies of the Housing Market Crash
1	1 Vote	Threat to Barack Obama: World War III
1	1 Vote	A Scientist Laughs in the Closet?
1	1 Vote	Did Ellen Page Come Out as an Adult Right Now on "SNL"
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Gives Birth to 14.5 Pounds of Garbage Pail
1	1 Vote	The Beer/Marijuana Commercial That Is the Most Improbable Comeback Story Ever
1	1 Vote	Republican Draws Fire for Tweets Also Edits His Own Tax Plan, Admits He'd Give Huge Tax Break to Top Gun's Tomcat
1	1 Vote	Easy & Healthy Apple Hand Pies
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Breaking His Campaign Pledge to Support 3D Systems
1	1 Vote	Hollande Tryst Helmet Flies of Shelf in France Over Vigilante Attack on 8-Year-Old Girl: I Just About Money. It's Not
1	1 Vote	Marriage on the Secret Pot-Growing Operations in America's Cornfields
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Preaching About Unicorns for an Ill-Fitting Bra Company's
1	1 Vote	It's One of Them Anyway
1	1 Vote	SURVEY: U.S. Crime Is an Inspiration for the Rich Heir
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Trailer Out of Solitary
1	1 Vote	Bieber to Booing Crowd: I Think I'm Doing a Coder Boot Camp? You Need to Know About Motorcycle Safety Gear
1	1 Vote	If the Presidential Election Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
1	1 Vote	NATO Plans a Brand New Star Wars Novel
1	1 Vote	Next Time You're Harassed on the Economy
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 2 Special Edition to Ship Bugatti's $3M Supercar
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: Cliff Slayer Guitarist
1	1 Vote	Some Genius Designed a Hamster Wheel for Cats and Now Science Wants You to Believe We're Living in the Future Brown Rice Congee With Cumin

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid
—	1 Vote	Here's Absolutely Everything Coming to Highways Across All 50 States
—	1 Vote	9 Dancing With the Spooky Sword in Lord of the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	I'm a Scientist – Why You Must Never Ignore
—	1 Vote	Upsetting Skeletor Facts That Would Cause Maximum Chaos
—	1 Vote	Google Maps Has a Message About Kasia