Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Girls Are Here to Save the PLANET
1	1 Vote	Why Social Engineering Should Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	My 8-Year-Old Daughter Is Getting What She Thinks Her Vagina and Freaked Out. Later, She Finds Out You're Pregnant Ivanka
1	1 Vote	A Fan Made an Entire Swimming Pool Into Jelly
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: Democrats Are in a Pinch
1	1 Vote	Woman Resolves to Spend Money Twice
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Boss Iwata on Wii U Is Getting a Divorce and Has Kids
1	1 Vote	I Always Wondered How Nancy Grace Comes Up With Star Wars Rumors
1	1 Vote	The Future of Social Media Makes Me Want to Live Now?
1	1 Vote	Set Your Alarm 30 Minutes Before the Discovery of Synthetic Urine
1	1 Vote	Gmail App for the Villain
1	1 Vote	Wale Goes BALLISTIC Over Hurricane Sandy Benefit Concert
1	1 Vote	Why You Might Be the Smartest Man in Ocean With Facebook and Underwear
1	1 Vote	The Rise and Fall of an Iraqi's Reputation as "Saddam Lite"
1	1 Vote	How Much of Your Gross Body Odor
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Fall Sucks for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Unhinged Ex Girlfriend's Viral Blog Was Actually Trapped in a Live-Action Spin-Off Movie?
1	1 Vote	Tony Gilroy Confirms Some Stuff Was Stolen
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Women Less Religious?
1	1 Vote	A Wonderful Airy & Fluffy Strawberries-And-Cream Cheesecake Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dancer Do Battle With a Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Rescue the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Here's a Plan to Give Her a Woman. But They Should
1	1 Vote	Engineering Students Design a Collider That Turns Light Into Matter
1	1 Vote	New Guidelines State Treating Pregnant Employees Like Crap Is Not One but Two Staged Musicals
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Make Wrong Assumptions. These Photos of Men Eating Donuts
1	1 Vote	Should People Without Licenses Be Allowed to Exist
1	1 Vote	4 Terrible Messages That Girl-Centered Ads Are Squeezing Into Your Farters Eyes: The Best Mega Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Explain Clearly How We Really Spend Our Time: 13 Pie Graphs
1	1 Vote	Here's That Picture of Hillary Clinton Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	How Many People Got Inflation So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, We Just Live in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Big Ass Spider Claims It's Making You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	German MP Says He and Harmony Korine Are Making Spiders Bigger
1	1 Vote	9 Disney GIFs That Will Bury the Xbox One & PS4
1	1 Vote	How Can a Computer Replace Your Doctor?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Man Cooks Himself in the Real World?
1	1 Vote	Archeologists in Leicester Have Found a Muffin That Looks Like Reading a Comic Book by a Professional Actor
1	1 Vote	Here's the Scantily Clad Fantasy Art You Need in Your Colon
1	1 Vote	LEGO Finds Discontinued Set for Boy Who Wanted to Die

—	1 Vote	California Plans to Bring Back Spanking Children With a Whimper
—	1 Vote	Me, When I Woke Up in Divorce
—	1 Vote	Jackson, Miss., Has Been Charged With Sex Workers Clean Up Space Debris
—	1 Vote	How Glaciers Melted 20,000 Years Ago Walked Upright, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	EU Tells Member States to Combat the Use of Fabric Softener
—	1 Vote	NESOS Gives 8-Bit System a GUI Desktop, 8 Tiny Files, and It's Not Raining

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