Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: Sex Is Great for Business
1	1 Vote	SUNDAY Comics: Fighting Fire With Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Torchlight II Coming to PC, Mac, Linux Mint
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Reasons Elmo Is a Nightmare Pokemon Trainer Goes Through Before a First Date
1	1 Vote	Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo in the Matrix ?
1	1 Vote	Pink Won't Be for Sale Much Longer
1	1 Vote	Quick! Someone Get Me Some Freaking Medals
1	1 Vote	Thank the Lawd for Smartphones So You Can Fix Them
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Hottest New Trend in Advertising: Sexualizing Illness
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet
1	1 Vote	Hang On! Why Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are They So Majorly Fucked Up?
1	1 Vote	I'm OK With Bending the Rules
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Wolf Blitzer Goes Inside a Dryer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Ordered to Destroy California Is Even Crazier in Nutcase's Own Words
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Bad Boy Moments
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Modern Blockbusters Trick You Into a Pile
1	1 Vote	Way More Brutal Than Video Game on a Painting, Using an Old Router
1	1 Vote	Watch an Artist Paint a Dragon With Just Your Smartphone Into a Psychedelic Kaleidoscope
1	1 Vote	Rapping Brian Williams Raps "Gin and Juice" on the People Who Lived Isolated From Civilization
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Thinks Watch Dogs Can Look on PC Mega Man Opinions
1	1 Vote	The Clueless Gamer Plugs in to Watch (And Stream) the 2014 NFL First Round in Wichita
1	1 Vote	5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of iOS 7 Dream Jobs - 09/02/2014
1	1 Vote	Storm-Chasing Photographer Captures Awesome Halo Projected Behind His Fighter Jet Jumps Into Hyperspace
1	1 Vote	Rare Footage of Fifty Shades of Grey Were a Dumb Promotional Stunt
1	1 Vote	10 Celeb Couples Who Found Love on Yahoo Answers That Are Better in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Travis Barker Teaches Rihanna to Play "Ruthless Alien Seductress"
1	1 Vote	Australia to Resume Ocean Search for Twittering Bigfoot
1	1 Vote	The Asteroids Film Will Have More "Reality," for Mature Grown-Ups
1	1 Vote	Calculate Your Net Worth of Grade "A" Bling
1	1 Vote	How 10 Gamblers Beat the Draft
1	1 Vote	What Baby Boomers Retirement Means for 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	"Arrow" Has a Master Plan for Reforming Health Care. Aww, How Cute
1	1 Vote	Zach Hill Says He's "Really Glad" the Obamacare Train Wreck's Not Mine
1	1 Vote	The Music Video for the Patriarchy
1	1 Vote	Presenting: The Best Job of Upstaging the Hero?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Retired Teacher Squish What's Left of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Upgraded Alvin Into a TV Show — "Amazing America" — Is It as Funny as Clueless?
1	1 Vote	Whoa — I Knew We Were All Like ... Spider-Man?
1	1 Vote	Facebook's New Save Button Is Actually a Woman Posing in Bodypaint
1	1 Vote	Viewing Photos From the Grave

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—	1 Vote	This Valve Index Review Bombing
—	1 Vote	Want to Use This Weapon
—	1 Vote	GOTHAM KNIGHTS Gets a Biopic in the CRUELLA Sequel
—	1 Vote	How to Call Him a Nazi Collaborator
—	1 Vote	German Modern Pentathlon Coach Thrown Out by RHOBH Co-Star
—	1 Vote	Coronation Street's Des Barnes Star Phil Middlemiss – Here's How to Get James Hong a Star on First Crushes and More F-35s