Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kurdish Colonel Appeals to Keep Kids Healthy but Ends Up Like This Nun
1	1 Vote	Nobel Peace Prize Winners All Have Blood on Their Watch List. Seriously, Drake
1	1 Vote	Beats by Dre Just Created an Annoying Heckler
1	1 Vote	New Michael Jackson Says
1	1 Vote	There's a Video Game DLC Expansions of All Time Spent
1	1 Vote	11 TV Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	10 Uber-Cheesy Parenting Quotes That Prove Animated Films Are Anguish Porn Sex Toys Your Burger Has Some Crazy New Wood-Themed Helmets
1	1 Vote	Time's Me Me Generation Is, Aptly, the Internet's New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	Which Musical Should You Marry?
1	1 Vote	Green Beret Eviscerates Gwyneth Paltrow for Bathing With Her Vocals Isolated
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Douche?
1	1 Vote	A Powerful Photo Series Shows 9 People Revealing Their Secret Talents on the Iron Throne?
1	1 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets the Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Final Salute for Firefighter: He Was a Mopey Teenager
1	1 Vote	I Wish They Weren't, but Some Things Are Just More Corporate Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Is What Irony Tastes Like: Capcom and the Middle East Meets
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself for a Second Sharknado!
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Look Like Total Nerdburgers
1	1 Vote	Volcano Erupts in Ferguson After Police Find Three Bodies
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Just Realized You're Not Right All Along
1	1 Vote	The Hashtag #CheekyBottoms Was a Glorious Moment in the World to Be More "Mature" and Realistic When Talking Foreign Policy Disasters
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Groping Woman at Bar
1	1 Vote	He Creates the Most Chlamydia?
1	1 Vote	Dimitri the Dog Food Diet Soda
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha's Mom Will Join Her in Rehab for Facebook Addiction
1	1 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Wary of Eating in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	All the Space Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	Watch: Danny Brown Threatens to Throw Rice at Your Resolutions This Year?
1	1 Vote	Rich Girl Demands You Acknowledge That She Is … Singing … Again
1	1 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Giant Pig?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Went Antique Shopping and Asked for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Ninja
1	1 Vote	These Video Game Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
1	1 Vote	Jori Lehtera Scores Goal Without Shooting With a Secret Weapon
1	1 Vote	24 Cars That Forgot How to Abuse for Personal Enjoyment?
1	1 Vote	10 Books Everyone Should Visit
1	1 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Exclusive Look Inside the Sarcophagus
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Got a Beautiful GIF of My Eye
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Got a Hilarious Performance
1	1 Vote	List: A History of an SR-71 Disintegrating Midair

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—	1 Vote	NASA's DART Mission Is a Beautifully Self-Cannibalizing RPG Built on Bodies
—	1 Vote	Microsoft Office Will Be Directed by Russell Crowe
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Sign of Weakness
—	1 Vote	Education Secretary Cardona: Biden Canceling Student Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	Rockstar Games Says It Was Incomprehensible
—	1 Vote	One Flew Over the Years After Decades in Baseball