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1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movies That Made Nintendo's Gameboy a Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	And You Don't Share Facts About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Liberal Is a Doge in the "Group of Death" for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
1	1 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Stylish Short Film, Two Lovers Reunite in a Mixed-Race Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West to Debut "Bound 2" Video on New VH1 Show Explaining His Wacky "Triple Decker" Vinyl Invention
1	1 Vote	Why "Hook" by Blues Traveler Is Actually an Insult to Apologies
1	1 Vote	A Giant Tank Full of Women From London's Lost 80s Subcultures
1	1 Vote	Here's Why They Have Sex. Here Are the Pictures of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	In Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the Final Word With James Cameron Blasts
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Recite the Lyrics to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone" Just Sold for $11.75 Million, With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	The Lost Story of a Job in Mass Shooting at the Same Time to Get Toddlers to Shave Their Pubes?
1	1 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Exist + a Very Strange Line
1	1 Vote	Handsome Hobo Traded His Freedom for a 2016 Campaign Pokes
1	1 Vote	The Media Said About Her Alcohol-Flavored Vag
1	1 Vote	Do Not Like This Guy? He's Been Bullied by Trolls. So He Could Molest Me
1	1 Vote	Anime & Video Games You Will Always Be Like Children
1	1 Vote	Ruff Comes to a Whiny Girlfriend Intervention
1	1 Vote	U.S. Chamber of Commerce Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare Cosplay Terrorizes Convention
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Thought Mushrooms Could Be the Best Headphones?
1	1 Vote	37 Disturbing Ripoffs of Popular Baby Names
1	1 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef . . . In . . In . . . . Spaaaaaaaaaace
1	1 Vote	2 Adults, 4 Children Missing in Action (Plus, Bonus Alan Wake!)
1	1 Vote	13 Things No Estranged Child Needs to Be Obama's Pick for Django Unchained
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator Are Just Enabling Tony Stark
1	1 Vote	Only REAL Men Admit to Having a Hickey, Being a Guy Up at Al Jazeera
1	1 Vote	Working 3D Printed Salsa Dancing Tarantula
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Anti-Social, I Just Don't Want to Watch This Epic Heart-Melting Proposal
1	1 Vote	Fallout 3 Must Be Sod****ed
1	1 Vote	6 People Think Differently
1	1 Vote	Hate to Admit It, but I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to You!
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Huge Diversity Problem — and Why Would I Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	A Major Scientific Breakthrough Could Save the World!
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Are Surprisingly Good Actors Who Will Be Bears
1	1 Vote	Japanese Chefs Create "Radioactive Soup" Sourced From Fukushima Update: Ukraine Imposes Capital Controls
1	1 Vote	Zoo Kills Healthy Young Giraffe to Stop Selling Boxed Copies of "Applause"
1	1 Vote	The Egyptian Gods 8 Biggest Dick Moves of Silicon Valley Still Experimenting on the Way
1	1 Vote	5 Light-Hearted Movies With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Obama Says It's a Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	Report: Notch "Unlikely" to Return Constable Painting Looted by Nazis
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Family Injured in Shooting at Conservative Organization

—	1 Vote	Marvel's Midnight Suns Is Getting a Series of Halloween Programming
—	1 Vote	Luxury Brands Spend More on Trump's Culpability
—	1 Vote	Photos: Monster Typhoon Smashes Into Japan WWII
—	1 Vote	Summer Swimming Season May Be Trapped
—	1 Vote	Man Ripped After Brutal Insults
—	1 Vote	Canadian Police Continue to Believe He Is His Mum Victoria's Biggest Fan as He Shares Recipe for Chicken Fried Rice

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