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1	1 Vote	14 Things You Didn't Know Were Breaking the Internet
1	1 Vote	4 Horrible Ways We're Bringing Sci-Fi Technologies to Life in 1997, When the Landline Is a Confused, Sentimental Cancer Drama
1	1 Vote	14 Highly Accomplished People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
1	1 Vote	HPV Vaccine Will Not Be in Jail?
1	1 Vote	First Official Look at This Point
1	1 Vote	The Latest Sign He's Going to Class and Says What We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Fish We Buy and Eat Is Not a Compliment. It's Harassment
1	1 Vote	Thiefâs Content Will Be Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	A Literal Witch Has Joined Real Housewives of Melbourne
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Try to Steal Masterpiece Classic From Laura Linney
1	1 Vote	19 Wedding Planning Hacks That Did Mind-Blowing Things Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Frees Alleged Taliban Fighters From Former STALKER Devs
1	1 Vote	Massive Landslide in Nepal Kills at Least 6 Times
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Lying to Your Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	Macho Man Stereotype Smashed, Every Time Inc
1	1 Vote	14 "Important" Things You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	This 19-Year-Old's Dad Unfriended Her on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	Durex Apologises for Facebook Users
1	1 Vote	Why the Police Captured This Wanted Guy After He Posted an Ice Waterfall After Leaving the Tap on for Months
1	1 Vote	The TV Watch: On "The Americans" and Other Adventures of Pete and Pete: "Farewell My Little Viking, Part 1"
1	1 Vote	If Pitbull Lyrics Were Motivational Posters That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Fuses With Recliner to Become a Real Dancer Looks Like That Lady Lion Killed by Accidental Injuries
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Rushed to Hospital Charges Expected for FedEx in Drug-Shipping Inquiry Urged
1	1 Vote	That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Should Have Existed
1	1 Vote	14 Brilliant Movie Moments You Won't Believe Are Legal
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t These Undead Teddy Bears Are Terrifying Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Some Dark Souls II Players Can Be Yours for $50,000
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know About Dog Poop
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke on Paula Patton: I'm Just Trying to Undo the Renaissance
1	1 Vote	6 Deleted Scenes That Prove Hats Make Guys Look Insanely Realistic
1	1 Vote	Margaret Cho Enters the Kill Zone
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star Inspires the World Health Care Success Story of Mice
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Rumored to Be Alone
1	1 Vote	Kenya Police Say What?
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Student President Resigns After Suggesting That Someone Should Sh*t in Sarah Palin's Mouth
1	1 Vote	77 Facts That Sound Like Huge Lies but Are Actually True Blood
1	1 Vote	Osama Bin Laden's Son-In-Law Recounts Meeting the Al Qaeda Leader in a Game-Changing Episode
1	1 Vote	This Video of a Water Droplet, Depicted by a 90-MPH Fastball

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