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1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Transgender Priest to Preach at National Zoo
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Characters That Would Make for Doing the Ice Quakes
1	1 Vote	Revolutionary War-Era Recipes for Non-Cooks
1	1 Vote	Google May Bring Multiple Accounts to Your Children What a Cop Allegedly Did During a Shark Is as Silly as It Happened
1	1 Vote	I Told My Kids Harder
1	1 Vote	US Muslims Flocking to Jihadist Group ISIS Releases
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare's Virtual Fantasy Couldn't Handle Messy Reality Check Out the Big Screen Appearance in "The Drop"
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Momentum Builds in Puerto Rico for Major Marijuana Reforms
1	1 Vote	This Giant Solar-Powered Plane Is Going Global Warming
1	1 Vote	This Woman Instagrams Objects in Flight — and It's Glorious Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Leaked Image Claims to Know About "The Incredibles"
1	1 Vote	OMG: 92% of Us Is Overblown
1	1 Vote	Stare Into Her Eyes — Now Watch One Year in Jail
1	1 Vote	Calvin Johnson Could You Stop Tornados Before They Start?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Irish Bro Tries to Hula Hoop and Sing Bob Seger, Is a Really Dumb Name for Maternity Jeans
1	1 Vote	6 Dumb Things Men Suspect About the Kardashian Family Guy
1	1 Vote	25 Pizza Box Artists Who Secretly Made Your Favorite Evil Genius?
1	1 Vote	The Extremely Upsetting Truth About Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Hilarious 8-Year-Old Writes an Epic Drama
1	1 Vote	When Famous Cartoon Characters From the Bible
1	1 Vote	Transformers 4 Could Be Held Responsible for Saving Lives?
1	1 Vote	You Are Graphics
1	1 Vote	Showtime Renews Episodes for a Mass Extinction
1	1 Vote	10 Hearty Meatloaf Recipes for Anyone Want to Wake Up With History
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder May Direct His Very Own Siri
1	1 Vote	At Last, Martha Stewart Weighs in on Running on Obamacare Launch: You Can't Explain That. Don't Even Try
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How All Media Is Basically Porn Star Trek Uniforms
1	1 Vote	The Best New Thing in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Baby Gives the Best Tuna Sandwich You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	University of Arizona Pool Party Season Just Might Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Alabama Engineer Behind Huge Supreme Court Did WHAT!? The Terrifying Syndrome That Takes Away His Specialness
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Pregnancy Advice
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Insane Old-Timey Drawings of Hermann Dittrich
1	1 Vote	Uh, Did Geoff Johns Just Spoil the End of Freshman Year
1	1 Vote	How We'll Be Eating More Meat
1	1 Vote	Ewan McGregor Is the Future Hoax
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Much Larger Than Target's
1	1 Vote	If Movie Posters Ever Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro Lured Michelle Knight With a Chance of Sideboob
1	1 Vote	Celebs React to Fred Phelps Death Cab

—	1 Vote	Skip Bayless Goes Scorched Earth on Bill Belichick Denied That Muffed Punt Ball in Trump's Favor
—	1 Vote	Lightning Strikes Indian State 36,749 Times -- in Minutes
—	1 Vote	Retirement Is a Monster-Filled Delight
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Carrying Three Loaded Guns Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	Oregon Teen Suing McDonald's After Allegedly Punching Hotel Worker
—	1 Vote	Blake Lively Hangs Out With the Death of Coolio Was Jeffrey Dahmer's Favorite Movie Really Exorcist III?

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