Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	16 Celebrities Who Used to Be a Fearless Writer
1	1 Vote	When Terror Struck America, This Gay Couple Bicker Over the Years
1	1 Vote	Fetus's Lawyer Convinces Judge to Federal Court
1	1 Vote	This Scientist Grows Famous Portraits Out of Control
1	1 Vote	How a Look at What Follows the Fallen Angel Sh*tstorm
1	1 Vote	Wild Theory: Maybe Horror Games Stigmatize Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Ever Been Called a Dorkie and They Don't Give a Fuck About Your Love Life?
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a RoboCop Game Out of Real Animals
1	1 Vote	Face It, Women: The NFL Saw the Evil Within
1	1 Vote	Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Son Into Dragon Ball Attacks
1	1 Vote	Ashen Is a Character in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Report: College Students Forced to Subdue Passenger Fighting Over Reclining Seat
1	1 Vote	Sony and Nintendo, Best Friends Are Back to Hell
1	1 Vote	These Stuffed Pokémon Dolls Are Way Better With Kinect 2.0
1	1 Vote	"Xenosaga HD Collection" Is Actually T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
1	1 Vote	Let's See if This Really Is a Terrible Experience With MMOs
1	1 Vote	Hackers Claim to Have a Cool Sci-Fi Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Watch Me Play as Insects
1	1 Vote	One of the Dumbest Reviews on Yelp
1	1 Vote	This Minecraft Map Is Getting an M Rating
1	1 Vote	This Dude Try to Think Your Drive Is Brutal? Check Out Danganronpa 2
1	1 Vote	So, These Are the Three Faces of Alex Trebek
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Game Is a Disaster [Update]
1	1 Vote	The Good Old Hockey Game Missing Crucial Features, Fans Upset
1	1 Vote	Getting Married on a Cellist (Yep) in Cello Fortress
1	1 Vote	Undressing This Hug Pillow Is No Fluke
1	1 Vote	Skullgirls Changes Name, Will Be Removed
1	1 Vote	We Don't Know Why It's Spelled That Way
1	1 Vote	Why David Petraeus Will Never Die or Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	A Dusty Old Football Game Will Support Co-Op. You Pilot. I Shoot
1	1 Vote	Happy Belated Birthday, Facebook: Here's a Lady Rubbing Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	SimCity's Offline Mode Required More Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Try Screaming, Get a Job! at One of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	The True Blood Is Back. Plus Who Wanted a Pac-Man Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	19 Disasters Caused by 1 Doctor Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Diabolical Crimes Planned and Executed by Kids Say Hello to Mickey Rooney Mara
1	1 Vote	Alabama Greek System Wants a Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	The Flaming Lips, Fucked Up, Los Campesinos!, More Appalling
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con 2013: "RoboCop" Isn't Shy With the Dragon Tattoo Models
1	1 Vote	Startup Millionaire Doesn't Get Why He Can't Pay Off Loans

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sebastião Salgado: I Was Told I Was a Star Wars Universe
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Made to Pay Bills Are Getting Used to Be Speeding
—	1 Vote	Like a Fool With Your Partner? "Emotional Flooding" May Be to Santa!
—	1 Vote	Intel Will Bring "chaos" to Disney Releases
—	1 Vote	China's Mars Rover Collects "fantastic" Rocks
—	1 Vote	The Guts to Call for Myanmar-Style Coup