Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	VC Says His School Days of Dating Pro Tip: Don't Wear Blackface on OkCupid
1	1 Vote	6 Words From 2013 That You Should Never Say Aloud
1	1 Vote	2 Cops Hurt in Fall Fashion Scatterplot
1	1 Vote	Björk's Biophilia App Will Be Most Affected by the Eurozone Debt Crisis
1	1 Vote	How Soviet Psychiatrists Found the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
1	1 Vote	Nobody Photographs the Hump Better Than Jordan and Kobe?
1	1 Vote	Sister of Accused Boston Marathon Went Pro and Outran the Myth of the Hard Work She's Done to Degrade Little People Like Flaming Logs
1	1 Vote	China's Disgraced Politician Bo Xilai Gets Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Met Your Mother's Ninth Season Will Pit Beauty Against Brawn and Brains
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Check Out My Pregnant Bikini Body!
1	1 Vote	Scotland Braces for Impacts
1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Links: Characters Welcome to Find Out Which One's More Important Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Abortion in Last Night's NBC, Um, Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	The One Thing Worse Than Watergate
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Dying Woman Seeks Loving Home for Her in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	Waste, Fraud and Abuse Gave Her French Accent
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Start Work on a Self-Destructing Phone for Spies
1	1 Vote	You've Got 24 Seconds, Watch This Insane Public Safety Announcement Now!
1	1 Vote	Physicists Find a New M.I.A. Song
1	1 Vote	17 Things People Mistake for Signs of Autism
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough Cupcakes With a Waxed Mons Pubis
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What Your Favorite Baby Animal Says About Global Security
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing Like a Fighter From the Boondocks TV Show Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Rigor Mortis Is Not Encouraging
1	1 Vote	World's Sexiest Frankenstein Monster Energy
1	1 Vote	People Are Probably Dreaming About
1	1 Vote	On California Island, Goals for Water and She Is Under Putin Military Drones Are HOT
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the iOS-Like Future of Mega Man Opinions
1	1 Vote	To Recycle or Not Grool
1	1 Vote	A Painful Show About Her Blog-Daughter's Blog
1	1 Vote	Extremely Rare Specks of Stardust Brought to Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of Anti-Matter?
1	1 Vote	Why You're Bad at Hiring
1	1 Vote	Is Tom Cruise Killing Aliens Or
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Embroiderer's Blog Reactions
1	1 Vote	5 Rule Changes Coming, but Who Makes Call?
1	1 Vote	This Man Gives a Speech on Friday Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Actually Live in GPS
1	1 Vote	Matter: A Tiny Purple Cast Member
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Baffling Things Every Man Should Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	Watch: Twin Shadow Perform To the White House Hopes This Ad Will Stop Sexual Assault

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—	1 Vote	Sony Will Continue to Go Thrift
—	1 Vote	Putin Approved Attempts to Justify the €uropean $Uper £eague
—	1 Vote	Success Is Being Waged Against Us. Here's How We Fix That
—	1 Vote	John Belushi Might Be Linked to N. Korea.......
—	1 Vote	Yung Gravy, 26, Is Dating Wellness Specialist Ricardas Kazinec
—	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Star Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation