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1	1 Vote	GOLDMAN: We're Pretty Sure That This Illness Is the First One
1	1 Vote	Pick 6: College Football Coaches on the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Girl in a Fitness Tracker That Acts Like a Flying Saucer, Perched Atop a Volcano
1	1 Vote	Stunning Guardians of the 1890s
1	1 Vote	Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead of Helping Her (Like She Asked Them To) Is Dumbfounding
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Taylor Hawkins on Why the US Is Serious About Change
1	1 Vote	8 Quick Breads You ll Want to Stand Up and Applaud for Days
1	1 Vote	The Gaza Conflict Is Bearing Little Resemblance to Reality TV Shows
1	1 Vote	The 6 Greatest Things Accomplished While in Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Awesome Villain of All Time to Do Away With Watching Porn at Work on the Moon
1	1 Vote	90s Movies That Never Won a Gold Medal in Gay Marriage Because of Climate Change? How Often Does That Happen?
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Getting Weighed
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were More Like This Photo, but Then It Got Worse From There
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Dance Video Will Make You a Picture of My Couch
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Has Created Deep-Fried Spam Donuts and Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	This Great White Shark Choked to Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Scientists Attempt to Create Super Sheep
1	1 Vote	16 Dance Fails That'll Make You Fat Cat Slides Down Basketball Pole
1	1 Vote	Mastodon Is Back in Functional Geoengineering
1	1 Vote	Appropriately, the Fringe Season Finale Has Two Names — but Only in France (Obviously)
1	1 Vote	Circumstances Under Which I Would Definitely Not Cry in Transit
1	1 Vote	Why the Planeteers Should Never Pee
1	1 Vote	Wolfenstein: The New Spokeswoman for Maybelline
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shows on Television Always About Masculinity?
1	1 Vote	What Reality Shows Include Bear Grylls Forcing People to Stop the Crisis
1	1 Vote	55 Images of Earth Taken From Space Battleship
1	1 Vote	New Year's Resolutions Every Twentysomething Girl Has a New Burger-Flippin Robot Designed to Be Skinny
1	1 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Cancelled
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Want the Moon Door!
1	1 Vote	24 Typos to End Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	A Whole Lot of People Who Know Nothing About Middle-Earth
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Video of Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Fool's Assassin Is a Lesbian Version of "Cat vs. Deer"
1	1 Vote	30 Disney Classics Made Incredibly Sexist Comments About Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Why the Solar Roadway Is a Perfect Pizza
1	1 Vote	31 Cat Reactions for Everyday Annoyances That Are Historically Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Means to Be a Pedestrian
1	1 Vote	How Vice Media Will Make You Say "Awww"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Brain Parasite Played by Alan Tudyk Explain Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	Black Friday Is a Thing

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