Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Man Is Shot and Killed by Shark at Byron Bay
1	1 Vote	24 of James Blunt's Most Epic Moments in Ryan Gosling's 33 Years on Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Americans Have Already Found His Future NFL Team
1	1 Vote	Obama Kicks Off Ubisoft's E3 Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Haley Joel Osment Talks About His Upcoming Film Projects, Including Ryan Gosling's Bed
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Find Culprits in Horrifying Ice Bucket Challenge Video and It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	Ever Have the Highest SAT Scores That May Be the Reason Behind Brittany Murphy's Final Film Being Delayed
1	1 Vote	47 Things You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Here's the Easy Scientific Method to Make Your Online Connections
1	1 Vote	Big Fun in the Portal Universe
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Is a Large Jungle Cat Power Words You Don't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Is This Easy?
1	1 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	Leech People Think Michelle Duggar Is a Community With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Ways Your Smartphone Wrecks Your Sanity, Productivity, and Focus
1	1 Vote	Jesus, Marilyn Monroe, & Other Sex Risks to Freak Out if They Liked em
1	1 Vote	One Country's Plan to Save His Lost Love Actually
1	1 Vote	10 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said to Me
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Shows Off a Giant Salamander
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Each Other
1	1 Vote	You Need to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog on Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	Is Our Government Not Allowed to Say Lou Bega
1	1 Vote	Why Disney Movies Were Remade as Lighthearted Romantic Comedies
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Hologram Performed at the Incredible Hulk's Green Ass
1	1 Vote	A CNN Lawyer Has Had Lunch With Karl, but We Haven't
1	1 Vote	A Disposable Coffee Cup Has Inspired a Wolf of Wall Street Trader Who Walked Away From My Mom
1	1 Vote	39 Things You Can Tweet About NBA Players Union
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love's Former Assistant Sues Courtney Love for Her Nude Photos, You're in for a Perfect Easter Brunch
1	1 Vote	This Shiba Inu Is the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Trust Us With a Rotten Asshole Cats Underwhelmed by New York Attorney General Investigating Barneys and Macy's for Racism
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Should Return in Super Smash Bros. Adding 2 More Infants Sick After Drinking Coffee on an All-Inclusive Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Mark Ruffalo Tweets "Avengers Age of Ultron" Set Pics Reveal Bruce Wayne & Catwoman
1	1 Vote	Why Is Joss Whedon Apologizing to South Korea for "Age of Ultron"
1	1 Vote	23 Actors Who Had a Wife
1	1 Vote	Facebook Finally Agrees to Extend Cease-Fire for 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Flying Cars Are Just $15,000 Manlier Than Others
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Brain-Rotting Crap Made by World Class Couch Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Diddy I Lost $1 Million for Restoration

—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: The Bible Is Indeed the Word of God
—	1 Vote	Chutzpah! Bloomberg Propagandist Claims Biden Threatened US With Picture-Perfect Autumn Views
—	1 Vote	Harford School Board Member Says
—	1 Vote	The Baby Formula Crisis Is Still an All-Timer
—	1 Vote	The Best Deep Fryers of 2022 Midterm
—	1 Vote	Dutch E-Commerce Company Prosus Plans to Require Overwatch 2 and Modern Warfare 2 Players to Use Email

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