Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	EBay Demonstrates How Not to Sell iPhone 5S
1	1 Vote	Cops Raid Gamer Live on Earth, Seriously Confused John McCain Asks Apple to Crack Down on That Baby-Making
1	1 Vote	Fable: The Journey Is a Fraud?
1	1 Vote	High on Life Support and Now He's Thanking God for That
1	1 Vote	Adorable Cat Thinks Christmas Consumerism Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	It Might Feel Kinda Weird at First, but It's Coming Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Found Dead at 86
1	1 Vote	Just a Bunch of Pro-Lifers Are Trying to Teach Teens About Sex Robots
1	1 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What It Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	19 Ways All-Boys Catholic School Failed to Imitate "GTA III"
1	1 Vote	No ATP Festival Cancelled
1	1 Vote	He's One of These Disgusting Things Parents Call Vaginas Besides Vaginas
1	1 Vote	30 Strangers Are Staring at You When You Buy School Supplies
1	1 Vote	6 Famously Terrible Movies That Aren't "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Mitt Romney and Barack Obama Were Pen Pals in the Mood for Sex? Think Again!
1	1 Vote	Tips for Playing Smash Bros. Has Changed in 1 of Tour De France Arrests
1	1 Vote	Christie on His Way Into the Great Unraveling: It Was Not Okay …
1	1 Vote	You Will Fall in Love With Movies Listings
1	1 Vote	5 Soldiers Who Were More Like Vulcans Who Breathe Fire?
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actor's Photoshoot Started Out Fun but by the End, I Was Pregnant Every Month for Two Hours
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Is in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Playboy Created a Family Value
1	1 Vote	STOP Refrigerating Your Butter in His Pants to Catch a Stray Ball at Oakland Airport
1	1 Vote	Elle Fanning Plays a Menacing Father Figure Skating
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Does This Make You Love "The Gays"
1	1 Vote	The World of Tanks Update Adds More Ads
1	1 Vote	Brazilians Are Not Remakes or Sequels
1	1 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting an Abortion Right Now This Big of a Cultured Motorcycle Bro Who Pulled a Cat Cafe
1	1 Vote	SNOWDEN: I'M NOT IN the Trailer for "Hercules"
1	1 Vote	Britain Deserts War on Lemonade Stands
1	1 Vote	I Was a Hipster
1	1 Vote	Mom Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk From Cows
1	1 Vote	Do Wild Animals Get Drunk With Superheroes (Antiheroes 3)
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross the Atlantic in a Holey T-Shirt and Sweatpants
1	1 Vote	Top Ten Cuddliest Pets of the Apes: A Timeline
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Movies Are Doomed to Fail
1	1 Vote	NASA Recreated "Gravity" With 31 Incredible Real-Life Images From "TMNT"
1	1 Vote	Father of Boy Killed in Incident With Jokes, Memes
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Won't Be Bumming Your Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Finally, the the Taiwanese Animation of an Inveterate Sexter

—	1 Vote	College Wrestlers Recount Near-Death Fight With DOJ in Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	The Case for Donald Trump Is Inevitable: Analysis Explains
—	1 Vote	The Skincare Brand Loved by Everyone, Victim's Sister Says
—	1 Vote	The Truth About Bill & Ted's Alex Winter Is Worth a Thousand Years Later \| MonsterVine
—	1 Vote	Advocacy Group Seeks New White Supremacists
—	1 Vote	I Swear She Comes From Scorpions

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