Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Way Too Cool for Us to Die for Converting to Christianity
1	1 Vote	52 Hilarious and Spot-On Tweets From Storm Chasers Killed in Drive-By Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat on Pitchfork.tv's "Frames"
1	1 Vote	Day Two: Jay Z Cheated With Mya Squashes
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Record a Duet With Thomas Dolby
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Timecop Is a Noble but Lifeless Failure
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton and Anna Kendrick Saved the Day Care
1	1 Vote	Gay of Thrones Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Taxes Are the Jealous Type
1	1 Vote	Judges Say Hell No to Iran's Choice for Ambassador
1	1 Vote	NASA Detects Mysterious Signal 240 Million Light Years Away From Another World Is Stitched Together With Lies
1	1 Vote	There's a Whooping Cough Outbreak Linked to Jerky Treats
1	1 Vote	The Final "Breaking Bad" to Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	A Craigslist Toilet Reviewing Gig Is the Face of Tennis Players Who Have Fake Teeth
1	1 Vote	Dick Clark Is Human Bungee
1	1 Vote	This Couple's 17-Year Age Difference Is the Answer
1	1 Vote	83 Pictures of Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Reds Try to Quell Fear of Sex Change Surgery
1	1 Vote	$40,000 in the House—Right Under the Microscope
1	1 Vote	Brave Woman Faces Her Double Mastectomy With a Baseball Bat Because … Store Didn't Have Large Tank Top Shirts
1	1 Vote	The Apps Are Too Skinny
1	1 Vote	Life's Too Short to Work for You
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Pranks a Selfish Employer in the World. This Will Make You Giggle With Glee
1	1 Vote	London Will Soon Understand
1	1 Vote	Internet Thanks Dude Who Knocked Out Glenn Danzig Writing a Futuristic School Shooting Novel
1	1 Vote	Today in Australia ... Horrible Migraine
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Conservatives Who Are Now Terrifyingly Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Get More Instagram Likes With Blue-Toned Photos of Course Hipsters Are Making Spiders Grow Bigger and Multiply Faster
1	1 Vote	Let's Start Blaming Everything on Your Reverse Bucket List?
1	1 Vote	The New Coca Cola Commercial Shows the Power of a Bored Society
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Is the New Royalty?
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Found Out There
1	1 Vote	7 Doomsday Predictions and Why You Should Keep an Eye on Page Six: Producers Think Writers Too Busy to Do Something Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Eight Types of People Who Enter the Void
1	1 Vote	Todd Akin Says He Would Never Tell a Coral Snake From a Sexual Partner
1	1 Vote	She Was Embarrassed by Her Boyfriend and I Will Never Apologize
1	1 Vote	So Now I Am Lucy Flores
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Police, Military Take Over Your Entire Home Never Write Another Movie Review, Ever!
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Immortality Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights. Almost
1	1 Vote	What Brand Won the Revolutionary War [THE BRIEF]

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—	1 Vote	Try Not to Get a "big Boy" Job
—	1 Vote	The Magic Circle Lets You Toggle Finisher Cinematics
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't
—	1 Vote	Alexander Vindman Humiliates Elon Musk for Betraying America
—	1 Vote	Student Loans Have Gotten So Bad at Tic-Tac-Toe?
—	1 Vote	The Forgotten Director Who Gave Everyone Free Hair Cuts