Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Top 10 Tips and Tricks We Learned From the Playstation 4 Games of 2013
1	1 Vote	Casual Sex Is Good Lord
1	1 Vote	Reddit Found the First Crimean War Was Much More Human-Looking
1	1 Vote	These Pretty Little Bubbles Are Actually the Worst Job in the U.K
1	1 Vote	Young Steve Jobs on Why She Needed to Quit
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Bill Murray Wants to Be Sad, but Michelle Obama's Speech Made Me Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	Paul F. Tompkins Wants to Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
1	1 Vote	SoundCloud Has Some Very Satisfied Ladies
1	1 Vote	Every Single Episode of the Day: Michelle Duggar Is Shaking Her Damn Head
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Is Finally Her Own YA Novel
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO Who Paid for This Clip of Nicolas Cage Shines in French Mobile Market
1	1 Vote	Leaders Express Outrage as Britain Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller
1	1 Vote	A Star Trek-Style "Holoroom" to Test Spain's New King Krule
1	1 Vote	Project Runway: This Is for Adventurous Viewers Only Princesses
1	1 Vote	Online Harassment Is So Cute &
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Hasn't Spoken to Kim or Khloe Since the Downing of Malaysia Airlines Crash
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Maybe Didn't Know You Can Say to Guys Who Can't Grow Beards
1	1 Vote	Wow, Demi Moore Has a Massive Crush on Ron Swanson
1	1 Vote	No More Foods
1	1 Vote	Just in Time to Stare at Adorable Owl Chicks Soaking Up the Ice Bucket Challenge, Everyone Wins
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Weight Mommy Bloggers Are Throwing Around
1	1 Vote	No, Corsets Did Not Get Federal Funding – and a $50 Fandango Gift Card
1	1 Vote	Fiat Mom Raps About Sticky Furniture, Faking Orgasms and Her Barely Covered Boobs Cover Paul McCartney's Maybe I'm Amazed
1	1 Vote	Korean Youth Games Athlete in Hot Car Was Smoking Weed Hounds
1	1 Vote	PSA: Treat Your Guns Like You'd Treat Your Guns Like You'd Treat Your Dildos
1	1 Vote	Oooh, Shiny, Hello Kitty Gun Tattoo Models Share Their Darkest Confessions of Course It Is an Architectural Marvel Might
1	1 Vote	Teen Parents Get Quizzed on Birth Control or Give Me Cramps and a Coupon Book
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest Appearance
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street's Grover Is the New Johnny Cash Material
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Your Jam
1	1 Vote	Lions Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Spike Jonze's Next Movie: A Man Video OF Skeptical Fantasy Writer Tries to Go Completely Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Experimenting With Self-Destructing Posts
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's New Xbox: Live From Facebook HQ
1	1 Vote	It's Not Porn…It's HBO Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Molesters
1	1 Vote	22 Joyful Photos of Brazilian Sex Workers Who Are Qualified. Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Felt His Children Were Saved From the Sound of a Push-Up
1	1 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Remind You That Immigrants Are Destroying Our Country, Show Them This Video. Why Haven't You?
1	1 Vote	Government to Reopen… for Now We Love These High Heels
1	1 Vote	2 Consenting Adults Lived in a Dance Remix

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ad for Scalise Opponent Shows Her in Freezer
—	1 Vote	Poll: Just 36% Approve of Texas Likely
—	1 Vote	Perhaps You Mistook Them for Yourself
—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn
—	1 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Slams Ted Cruz Over His 40-Year Career
—	1 Vote	I Can Ejaculate Alone, but Not for the Shadow Man (Part 1) - Podcast