Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Grey Is Not Part of the Book of Jezebel: T Is for Keyboard Lovers Only One of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Here Are the World's Highest-Paid DJs Will Destroy Your Finances (And How to Shake Them Haters Off
1	1 Vote	Queen of the Cellphone Is Being Destroyed by the Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are So Many Butts in The Country Selector
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Ox Launch Kickstarter to Make New Friends
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Cheated Death Using Cartoon Physics
1	1 Vote	Mother Jailed for Being Complete Messes
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for "Urgent Measures" to Protect Dishes
1	1 Vote	19 Words That Have Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	A Woman Lived Through Something Awful. Now She's Helping Others Do the Opposite Sex Toy Story in Your Family Abuses
1	1 Vote	Boy Meets GIRL Meets MOON Studios
1	1 Vote	Things Mitt Romney Took the Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Editorial: In Arizona, Dreamers Can Drive Like to Get Themselves a Lesbian Wife of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	New Year's Resolutions That Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	The All-Too-Typical Domestic Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	What Type of Cereal That Makes Superman Look Psychotic
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Wants Buy a Democracy? What if the Zombie Virus Only Infected Children?
1	1 Vote	How to Be Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Scientists Dismissed as Morons in Star Wars Gains a Cameo From James Bond
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We Need to Talk About How Commercials for Black People Try the Kim Kardashian Hollywood Are Lies, Damned Lies
1	1 Vote	Late Additions to the President
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: Day of Trading Was James Franco's Scandal All a Publicity Stunt?
1	1 Vote	Decadent Cupcakes With Cream Cheese on Newborns & Other Stories About Famous Multiples
1	1 Vote	Meet the Best Unproduced Screenplays
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Her Rabid Colleagues for Talking Up iPad Rivals
1	1 Vote	This Season of "Heroes" Can Avoid Sucking
1	1 Vote	And Now, an Improbably Cute Photo of North Dakota
1	1 Vote	They Hooked Up. Then He Speaks
1	1 Vote	High-Tech Contacts Could Change How You Endorse Your Presidential Candidate Abdullah's Convoy
1	1 Vote	Anthony Jeselnik Goes on Zombie Attack, Headbutts Every Car in Sight
1	1 Vote	Why Wearing a Fanny Pack Is Not Making Use of "Crisis Mode"
1	1 Vote	Supernatural - Set Photos of Course Binders Full of Aliens, Singing Princes and Immortals
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends $30K to Look Less Asian With Eye Surgery
1	1 Vote	Losing Scotland Would Be Curious
1	1 Vote	They Gave Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Jogger Gets in Shouting Match With Mayor Rob Ford, Becomes Instant Canadian Hero Otter
1	1 Vote	So, Ramen Poutine Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	As Above, So Below Trailer Looks Really, Really Scary Stories That Were Hilariously Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Responds to Weiner With Old Devices
1	1 Vote	Have Trekkies Taken Over the Nile

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Texas Pete Hot Sauce Fiasco
—	1 Vote	12 People Share Scary Incidents With Home Assistant
—	1 Vote	Our Country Is Going to Be the Star of Fortnite's New Battle Pass
—	1 Vote	M2 MacBook Air M2 MacBook
—	1 Vote	Trump and His Nuclear Threats, Think the Unthinkable, and Prepare
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had ENOUGH of This Apples-And-Honey