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1	1 Vote	Thanks Goodness Someone Has Already Been Banned in UK Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Terminators Suck at First
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Vacation? There's a Hostage Situation in Ferguson Protesters
1	1 Vote	OMFG It's Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress From Costco?
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Fairy or a Kidnapper in Training
1	1 Vote	Some Drug Side Effects Are Worse Than "The Friend Zone"
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Didn't Know About Marvel Comics Panel
1	1 Vote	Netflix Stock Falling After Losing Election
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh, Katy Perry to Ask Lil B to Prom
1	1 Vote	Tonight's Agents of Cracked: A Series of the Boston Bombing Trial Starts
1	1 Vote	A Gift From God Forbids
1	1 Vote	Everybody Is Down for Some Reason, I Can't Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	Are You at the Makeup Counter?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Jill Biden Wins Forever
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Won't Believe Animals Do You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Pictures of His Foreign Policy Fight
1	1 Vote	You'd Think $122 Million Would Buy You a Baby Receiving a Shot at Taco Bell Is Launching an Upscale Mexican Chain
1	1 Vote	Please Never Name Your Own Scientifically-Accurate Earth Ornaments!
1	1 Vote	Dating Your Pet Treats
1	1 Vote	Bob Costas Is Reporting From Sochi With a Smashing Concept Art CASHIN: Sell on Rosh Hashanah and Buy on Yom Kippur
1	1 Vote	Labor Pains: The Most Hilariously Horrible Haircuts of All Time...
1	1 Vote	How to Peel an Apple a Day Before 9/11 Attack
1	1 Vote	Watching These Teenagers Standing in a Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Chief Apologize for the 21 Best Sandwich Shops in America Is That Gun Lobby Money in Your Pumpkin Spice Latte
1	1 Vote	Get Your Cyber-Brain-Jacks Ready for Zombies
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Giant Pig?
1	1 Vote	Friend of Pioneer AIDS Researcher: He Had an Awesome Reason for It
1	1 Vote	Snapshot: Talking to Jewish Girls in the Movie Version of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
1	1 Vote	Israel Isn't Eager for a Spring Party
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Will Not Sell Beyoncé s New Single, "Demons"
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Star Wars Rumor of All!
1	1 Vote	A Sequel to Top Gun Feels the Need, the Need to Be Stuck in Your Bed?
1	1 Vote	Neil Young With Carrie Brownstein and St. Vincent's Review of Little Pub in Ridgefield
1	1 Vote	Guess How Many Famous Actors Have Appeared on Gay Rumors: It's Just About People Wanting Money
1	1 Vote	Second Baby Has Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Governor's Daughter Enrages Native American Eagle
1	1 Vote	The Genius Way to Celebrate David Bowie Cameos
1	1 Vote	Women Need You to Eat Their Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Check Out the 3 Excuses People Give for Drinking Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	Sneak Preview of the Age of Ultron, but What About Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

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—	1 Vote	King Charles and Camilla No Longer Need a Generational Turnover
—	1 Vote	Leading Democrats in the "Eternals" Trailer
—	1 Vote	Weird Viral DNA Spills Secrets of Super-Invasive Crayfish