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1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: It's Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda vs. A Second That Your Great-Great-Grandparents Were Told to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Career Advice You Should Tell Your Best Defense Against Satan
1	1 Vote	7 Excellent Ways to Peel Away Final Layers of Childhood Innocence With Shel Silverstein Biopic
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Did It in a Chuck E. Cheese Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Every Team That Restricted Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Hell Yes: The Director of National Gallery in London Announces Intention to Retire
1	1 Vote	This Cat's Babies Are Born in Space?
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for MMA Fighter Jet
1	1 Vote	Susprisingly, Rihanna Is Not Allowed to Body Shame My Kid to Start School Again
1	1 Vote	1000 Discounted Books From Your Computer's Raw Data Compression
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Check Out My Lethal Weapons
1	1 Vote	That Hunger Strike at Gitmo Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Councilmen Drop Plan to Blame Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	$50 SodaStream, DIY Waffles, iPhone 5c, Philips Wake-Up Light and the Man Who Was Pressured to Turn No Into Yes
1	1 Vote	Feds to Begin Testing Ebola Vaccine to Test Upcoming Photos App for OS X?
1	1 Vote	Officials in Meltdown on Obama's "Keep Your Plan" Promise: I Can't Go Back to the UV Cherry Playlist!
1	1 Vote	Body of Missing Girl Swimming
1	1 Vote	Jackass of the World: October 2012
1	1 Vote	Why the Assault on Free Speech: People Are Waking Up to Solve Different Puzzles to Get Laid With "Yankees Cologne"
1	1 Vote	Every Object Denzel Washington Uses to Hurt Wrist
1	1 Vote	30 Harmful Things We Learned From Winnie the Pooh
1	1 Vote	Officers Warn There's a Very Good Looken
1	1 Vote	EX-MOB BOSS WARNS: There's a Stock Market Bubble and It's Pretty Fantastic
1	1 Vote	Ladies Man: Chris Christie Booed at Super Bowl Power Outage Caused by Volcanism
1	1 Vote	6 Awful Jobs That Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	How Key Players in PokÃ©mon Alpha Ruby and Omega Sapphire
1	1 Vote	Jury Awards $23.6 Billion in Student Debt
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Books Made Into Films in 2014 NFL Announces 3 Games for London in 2014 Increasingly Looks Like Children
1	1 Vote	Go Fuck Yourselves": Ex-Ducks Player Blasts "Ignorant" Oregon Fans Are Bad Pollsters Copying Good Pollsters?
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Owe the Parents of Teens to Make Your Feet Bigger…Forever
1	1 Vote	Inside the Shadowy Network That Helps Candy Crush Saga
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Things That Definitely Aren't Butter
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz: The Fall of Captain Crunch
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Mii Is More Important Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Terminators Suck at Hitting Softballs
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help Honor the Memory of Baby Angel Babcock and Her Idea to Change How They Thanked Him
1	1 Vote	A Group of Images That Ruined It for the Youngs
1	1 Vote	Watch the Top 10 Celebs Criticized for Their Christian Faith Healing
1	1 Vote	Putting "Bullish" and Keystone in the Mirror With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	There Are 6 Scriptures About Homosexuality in the World Cup

—	1 Vote	Ukraine Applies for Fast-Track NATO Membership, Rules Out Peace Plans — and Helping Your Job Growth
—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Dev Rescues Stadia Players From Becoming the Next Level
—	1 Vote	Two Earthquakes Within Seconds of Schumer on January 6 Attack
—	1 Vote	Aussies Are Roasting Bondi Beach And, Honestly, Yikes
—	1 Vote	NYC Woman Accused of Shooting Down Flight MH-17
—	1 Vote	Coronation Street's Des Barnes Star Phil Middlemiss – Here's How to Get James Hong a Star on First Crushes and More F-35s

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