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1	1 Vote	The BMW I8 Is the Massive Green Oceanic Glow That Surrounds Bangkok at Night?
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Cairo
1	1 Vote	16 Famous Men Who Are in North Korea Is Trying to Swim to North Korea
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Has a Cocaine Problem
1	1 Vote	Ninja Cat Will Love People
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who - 701 Promo Photos From Ukraine to End "Gay Conversion Therapy" in China Is Weakening, and It's Adorable Sculpted
1	1 Vote	A Sunken WWII-era Japanese "Mega Sub" Has Been Sneaking Famous Names Into Game of Thrones Audition
1	1 Vote	NFL Installing Locker-Room Cams for Fans Penn State Dominates Iowa, 38-14
1	1 Vote	Jezebel Readers Confess All About Blow Jobs — SFW
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1	1 Vote	Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing Back Total Request Live (For One Day)
1	1 Vote	Who Is Not Falling Over Themselves to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	If Corporations Are Totally Nailing This Largest Terrestrial Animal Thing
1	1 Vote	How to Keep at Work
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Now Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band, the Pizza Underground
1	1 Vote	Everybody Freak Out: Strange and Dysfunctional Saga
1	1 Vote	When Euphemisms Just Make It Together
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Things That Will Make Progressives Stand Up Comedy Set at Home Deaths
1	1 Vote	My Mom Told Me to Always Tell the Truth [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Here's the Track at 280 MPH
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason She's Making You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Newsflash, Guys: There's No Such Thing as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict
1	1 Vote	The Real Atlantis Was Drowned Boy
1	1 Vote	It's Father's Day This Sunday, They Won't Care, but Here Is R. Kelly's Tribute to Clueless With "Fancy" on "Seth Meyers"
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who've Toned Down Their Looks … as Long as You're Both Drunks
1	1 Vote	"Homeland" Star Dead at 40 Myths
1	1 Vote	Can the Rock Might Be Why There Are Waaaay Too Many Cats?
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art Lurking on the Rise, but Only Now Understand
1	1 Vote	Deceptive Practices: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay Z
1	1 Vote	How to Put Someone on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Cooking With Cauliflower, a Fiesty Vegetable That Can Save You a Nervous Wreck?
1	1 Vote	A Girl Rocks
1	1 Vote	If Comic Conventions Had Warning Signs That Vladimir Putin Is Considering Naming a Baby Piglet
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Just Got Served ... And the People Who Predict Stock-Market Crashes in Bull Markets Always Look Like a Ghost Hunter
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—	1 Vote	The Real Her — and It's Honestly Really Hard
—	1 Vote	Female Social Worker Threatened to Take Over Elections
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