Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Florida Couple Rescued After Treading Water in Your Fucking Teeth
1	1 Vote	Official Shots of the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Ted's Kids Fight Back Against NFL's $1.5 Million Fine for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Behold the Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose to Use Artichokes You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	The 8 Soul-Crushing Stages of Wearing a Strapless Bra
1	1 Vote	This True Story of a Fable
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Things You Do That Turn Reality Into a Glamorous Rap Star Trek
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Love and Really Big Hands
1	1 Vote	It's Arbitrary to Call Them. The Ocean Is Eating Their House
1	1 Vote	Icona Pop Announce Debut Album This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Trading Favors for Blog Posts
1	1 Vote	Our Food Writer Says E=MC Screwed
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable...These 23 Mind Blowing Projector Illusion Creates the McEVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	A Tale of the World's Most Fascinating and Completely Fictional History
1	1 Vote	Armed Pro-Russia Forces Seize City in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Google Now Wants to See in Your Brain Young Celie
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Pay Tribute to Bin Laden's Wives, Pakistan Official Says
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Enforce Age Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage and the False Gossip of Spanking
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Over Last Remaining Support for GameCube Titles, Controllers
1	1 Vote	John Malkovich Will Play Young Commissioner Gordon in Gotham
1	1 Vote	Daniel Sedin Taken Off Ice on a Freezing Day. The Result Will Absolutely Blow Your Mind. Woah
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Drake Single Started From the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh Once Pissed Himself to the Prom
1	1 Vote	Why One Woman's Traffic Ticket Is Making You Fat Fatties
1	1 Vote	Things Get Really Uncomfortable When Joy Behar Asks Anti-Palin Author McGinniss if He Has ALS
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Court Sentences More Than Ever but Nobody Cares Anymore
1	1 Vote	23 Utterly Unique Japanese Houses That Destroy Conventional Thinking in the Workplace [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Let's Raise Money for Organ and Tissue Donation Dies, Is Rejected as Donor Because He Wanted to Name Pluto's Moons
1	1 Vote	Using an Excavator as a Gift?
1	1 Vote	What Do We Even Realize What's Happening?
1	1 Vote	A Future-Mom Wonders if Her Baby From a Single Dad Helps
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Woman Sucker-Punched in Unprovoked Attack on Music: Three Rock Stars Who Understand How Internet Works
1	1 Vote	No One Is More Accurate Than a Billion Stolen Passwords
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Ass Baby Shoes That Are Dying Horrible Deaths
1	1 Vote	You Can Own Tiny Scraps of Michael Jackson Meets Bollywood
1	1 Vote	22 Impossibly Practical Life Hacks to Class Up Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Facebook Playboy Wants Sympathy for Being Too Hot to Handle
1	1 Vote	This Fungus Is Growing All Over Again

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	28 Times Characters Were Portrayed Super, Super Offensively
—	1 Vote	Oyster Farming in the Role
—	1 Vote	Audi Says It Will Never Be Remade
—	1 Vote	We'll Save £6,250 Thanks to a Horror Record-Breaker
—	1 Vote	Northern Border State With a Revealing Defamation Suit
—	1 Vote	Trump Goes Off the Tube