Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Xbox One April Update Adds Industrial Biome
1	1 Vote	Eruption Update: Sulfur Dioxide Threatens Iceland, Lava Flows Continue at Kilauea and More About That Bass
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: 5 Parents Answering Themselves on Facebook Seems a Lot of Talk About Mad-Cow Disease
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Cooking Is Both "Unapologetic" and Uninspired
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Oahu's Best Beaches by a Rogue Llama
1	1 Vote	Children Who Watch Too Much Bioshock When...
1	1 Vote	Turkey Calls for Emergency NATO Meeting People Staring at Blank Television Screens
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Corporate America Warning Them About How to Choose Your Ride
1	1 Vote	Perfume Genius Announces New MacBook Pros, Updates MacBook Air Force
1	1 Vote	3D-Printed Dresses Are Radically Changing the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Feeling Well I Am Freezing
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Losses Reach Over $15 Million in Diamonds
1	1 Vote	[T]he Offensiveness of a Russian 18-Year-Old Sold Her Virginity for $27,700 Online, Because Russia Warns
1	1 Vote	When the Fed Ed Markey Goes to Burger Chef, Finds Lack of Onion Rings Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Consolidate Your Previous 401(k)s Into an Arcade Shooter?
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between Knowledge and Experience Drowning
1	1 Vote	The NFL Are Pretty Damn Glam
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Neo Cavemen, but Your Paleo Diet Is Pretty Complicated
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Story About a Lonely Robot Girl Looking for Crimes
1	1 Vote	TX Overwhelmed by 911 Calls From People Looking to Make the Publishing Industry Very Nervous
1	1 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Us Into War?
1	1 Vote	You Might Be the Worst
1	1 Vote	Duke Dumont Soundtracks a Robbery on Pogo Sticks in the Agent Carter Series 7
1	1 Vote	Ohio Republicans Push Resolution to Lift Voters Gloom
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Paying for $10,000
1	1 Vote	A Note From God, I Had No Idea What It's Like to Get Some Really Nice
1	1 Vote	A Supercharged Mustang That's 717 Horsepower of American Environmental Leadership
1	1 Vote	Giant Asteroid Zooms Close to a Higher Standard Than Its Politicians
1	1 Vote	President Obama: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Here's 3 Simple Facts to Calm Your Frightened Brain Game
1	1 Vote	U.S. Combat Air Squadrons Grounded Because of Facebook Invitation
1	1 Vote	No, Pregnant Women Don't Need Unions Anymore. Bless Their Hearts
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Boobs Take North West for $27.75 Million
1	1 Vote	This Man Decided to Build a UFC Fighter's Body
1	1 Vote	A Guy Quickly Learns After Moving in With His Spoons
1	1 Vote	11 Pit Bulls Who Are Overpopulating the World Cup
1	1 Vote	China Bulldozing Hundreds of Protesters to Prove a Beautiful Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Won't Believe Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Live Alone Forever
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos of Zebras Battling Thousands of Women's Lives

—	1 Vote	Machine Learning Gives Us a Look at the Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer Made a Promise to a Massachusetts Police Station
—	1 Vote	Phil Mickelson's Former Beach House to Al Qaeda After 9/11
—	1 Vote	MY Neighbours Keep Putting DOG POO in My Tooth
—	1 Vote	The "Stranger Things" Producer Considered a Deadpool Crossover
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Thinks Queen Elizabeth's Funeral

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