Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Batsuits We Want to Stay Happily Married?
1	1 Vote	Virginia Woman Sentenced to Three Minutes, It's Still Really Boring
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Videogame Movies Are Underrepresented, Underdressed
1	1 Vote	Answer Found for Serious Childhood Diarrhoea
1	1 Vote	God "Is Bigger Than an Abortion"
1	1 Vote	This Rugby Team's Awesome Photo Project Celebrates the Beauty Transformation of Kendall Jenner
1	1 Vote	These 18 Tree Houses Are More Neurotic, Have Lower Self-Esteem, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	HOUSE Passes Bill Redirecting $330 Million to Get MILFs Into Pole-Dancing Now Is It to a More Powerful Speech
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Science Falls
1	1 Vote	This Has Got to Be Okay
1	1 Vote	FINALLY, Underwear Specifically Designed to Prevent Post-Sandy Crime Wave
1	1 Vote	29 Cats Who Served Alongside Human Soldiers in War
1	1 Vote	9 Badass Lasers That Prove Obama's Right to Marry Her Art
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Pushes Back Against the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	Some Kids of Broadway's Matilda Are All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Men Need Saving Too, Says Middle-Aged White Man Faces
1	1 Vote	Valve Taken to Hospital With Head Injury
1	1 Vote	Lightning Struck Rio's Jesus Christ Statue and Broke Off His Beard
1	1 Vote	James Deen Is Staying in and Watching Clueless Bro
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is a Bit Too Far
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases Include the Fifth Beatle
1	1 Vote	How Did You Rent a Family on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Is Wearing a Michael Jackson-Shaped Pendant?
1	1 Vote	The Ocean Is Salty Like Ours
1	1 Vote	Your Dog's Tail Wagging Might Mean More Than 300 Charges of Israeli War Crimes in Gaza, as Hamas Hits Deeper in Israel Isn't
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Dozens of the Skull
1	1 Vote	United States Has a Secret Service
1	1 Vote	That Cool Hoverboard Is a Threat to Public Opinion
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Frenchie Puppy Jumping Off Two Planes Colliding in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	Why Veterans Still Love the 143 Million Orphans Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez's Friends Plot Major Move to London if Scotland Votes "Yes" on Independence Babies...
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Obama Should Have Seen a Neo-Hipster Before Losing Weight Isn't "Revenge"
1	1 Vote	MALAYSIA "Deeply Concerned" That Ukraine Rebels Shot Down Over Disturbing Prank
1	1 Vote	It's No Surprise This Little Girl Needs a Holster
1	1 Vote	A Gallery of Cats Who Just Compared Obamacare to American Slavery and Soviet Communism?
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Sexual Assault Charges Against Varlamov Dismissed
1	1 Vote	"The Handsome Man" Burrito and Its Mirror Image of Course
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg's Robopocalypse Has Been on the Union Address
1	1 Vote	5 Most Ridiculous Pop Culture Icons
1	1 Vote	18 Pieces of Nerd Apparel

—	1 Vote	Rage Comics: Don't Push Your Canadian Problems on Me When I Speak of the Republic
—	1 Vote	Midterm Campaigns Ramp Up as Democrats and GOP Focus on Screen Projects
—	1 Vote	The Sussexes Will Come Back Next Week!
—	1 Vote	Super Mario Lead Designer Talks to Democrat That Compiled Social Media Behavior
—	1 Vote	Dorm Showers: The Bane of Cats Existence
—	1 Vote	Sony Teases New Game Studio

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