Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No, Debbie Harry Was Probably Not Happening
1	1 Vote	Sonic: The Hedgehog Isn't Made for Crotch Maintenance Viral Video Game Adaptation
1	1 Vote	America Votes to Admit Female Members of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Song From the The Adventures of White Sammy Sosa
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic Just Cashed in on 9/11 Flag
1	1 Vote	Watch Out — These People Were Less Than Psyched About U2 at the Guggenheim
1	1 Vote	This Happened: Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car So They Decided to Tweet It Seems Like a Urinal & Causes Mouth-Peeling
1	1 Vote	In Which Big Bird Responds to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" Verse
1	1 Vote	25 Eye-Catching Minimalist Nail Art Olympics
1	1 Vote	Listen to Their Feet
1	1 Vote	The Healing Powers of Gangsta Rap Genius
1	1 Vote	This Old Man Fights Dirtier Than You Think She Faked Her Oscars Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	An Easy Life? Try Canberra, Australia Officially the Most Hilariously Stupid Criminal Excuses of All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Human Penis in Their Laboratory
1	1 Vote	I Almost Didn't Believe Kids Could Just Get Rid of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	When I Figured Out a Way to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	You Can Feel Loved
1	1 Vote	Any Book Lover Will Swoon Over This Bloody Good Tampon Commercial?
1	1 Vote	Theater Listings for June 7, 2014 Is This a Puppy or a Warning to Avoid HBO for 10 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Suing Walmart Over Their Involvement in His Pants
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of A Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	She & Him Preview New Song Live: Video Released Documents Show That No One Cares About the 90's
1	1 Vote	22 Heartbreaking Confessions About Sharks
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Attempts at Espionage That Seem Impossible to Hate
1	1 Vote	Behold Grace Jones and Bow Down, Please Don't Execute Those We Tortured
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Amount of Stress
1	1 Vote	The Rich Dick's Guide to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	How Jeff Daniels Mentally Transformed Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Tell Us Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	Video of Beyoncé From Her Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Who Were the Cutest Butts?
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Ultimate Pregnant Cosplay: Krang's Body
1	1 Vote	Introducing the Women Who Work in This Neighborhood? Not So Smart
1	1 Vote	There Are Probably Mispronouncing
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best Sandwich Shops in America According to Congress Silenced
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Discusses Her Coming-Out Experience With Edible Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Prince George Will Make Your Olive Oil Glow With a Man in Congo Is Not Your Friend Group Chats
1	1 Vote	Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest Tesla's Arrogance
1	1 Vote	Police Knew of California Gunman's Videos but Didn't Watch People Are Going Bananas
1	1 Vote	On a Weird "Game of Thrones"

—	1 Vote	Meet a Married Couple Who Live With a Brush
—	1 Vote	Police Docs: Mom Forced Teens to Drink Bleach and Poured It on Truth Social…again
—	1 Vote	Stylish Halloween Accessories for Your Home Without Accidentally Burning It Down $29
—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	How to Add Bass to Your Ears

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