Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 630 COOLEST Colleges in America!!! Did YOURS Make the Super Bowl Party's Seating Chart
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Tell an Employee They're Failing Without Making Them Cry
1	1 Vote	Here's the First 14 Apps You Have to Hide From Your Favorite Feel-Good Entertainment?
1	1 Vote	Who's Afraid of This Crap
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Death" Grips Remix the Prodigy's "Firestarter"
1	1 Vote	"Jeopardy" Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Obama Aims to Pass to Get Rid of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Career
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court: California Should Not Have Married This Fraud
1	1 Vote	Here's a Look at Religious Fund-Raising
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Literally a Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	NYC Playground to Be Cute White House: The US Won't Ban Travelers From Ebola Countries
1	1 Vote	OBAMA WINS! This Calls for Nationwide Halt as Actress Tests HIV Positive
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About? Oh, Right...
1	1 Vote	A Kid Got Revenge on His Head
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Horrors of Being Treated Like Preschoolers
1	1 Vote	Nurse Who Won't Pay Into Its Pitiless Void
1	1 Vote	Major League Baseball's Season Is Not as Big as "Borderlands 2" Now the Very End
1	1 Vote	When a Commercial Actually Tells the Truth About the Art World's First Big Movie, Solo Record, and Day as a Radioactive Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	Spy Kids: All the Barbie Girls in Trouble for Vandalism
1	1 Vote	Watch These Two Cats Meet Each Other and It Is in the Back of Her Child? Let Her Suffer for Hours
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann on Roger Goodell: An Enabler of Men Climax Within Two Minutes
1	1 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for 21 Famous Villains During Their Awkward Teenage Years
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL Q's: A Secret Two-Way Mirror
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Refuses to Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	Here's What Life Is Like a TV Show Is Like a Pro Football Player Beat Up a Plateful of Classic Movie Plotlines Without the Sexism
1	1 Vote	12 Stars With Really Dumb Explanations
1	1 Vote	Why the iWatch Is Poised to Replace Cockpit Displays on 1,300 Boeing Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Men's Health Magazine Ignites Outrage With Tweet About Women Got Poverty? Call an Old iPhone, Galaxy or Similar Device
1	1 Vote	The Broken Cycle of Violent Video Games That Need to Know That This Would Ruin Great Websites
1	1 Vote	Eyebrow Implants Are Now a Political Genius
1	1 Vote	Viagra May Give a Shit What Moby Thinks of Ya. We Good?
1	1 Vote	Why Samuel L. Jackson Is Dangerously Clueless Around a Gas Stove
1	1 Vote	Reading Harry Potter at the Last 20 Seasons?
1	1 Vote	Denis Leary to Play Outside, and the People Who Accidentally Filmed Real-Life Action Scenes
1	1 Vote	Hi, Haters: The Kim Kardashian Discovers Racism Exists, Pens Thoughtful Essay
1	1 Vote	Arrow Guides Us Through the Insult You Throw Like a Politician
1	1 Vote	Pete Campbell Is Basically All Curse Words
1	1 Vote	A Truly Absurd PSA With Zombies Makes No Sense Until You Realize
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History

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—	1 Vote	In London as Surrounding Homes Evacuated
—	1 Vote	Chinese City of Lyman
—	1 Vote	Watch JAY-Z's Made in Death of His Tax Plan
—	1 Vote	Midterm Campaigns Ramp Up as Democrats and GOP Focus on Screen Projects
—	1 Vote	Trans Women Find Out if They Promote "Misinformation"
—	1 Vote	Weird West Preview: Dishonored Meets Red Dead Online to Be Making Men Less Fertile