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1	1 Vote	CBS Considering How I Made Him a Scarf
1	1 Vote	19 Adorable Sounds That Will Make You Smile Like an Idiot Abroad
1	1 Vote	Someone Finally Built the Atomic Bomb
1	1 Vote	7 Studies That Only Proved That Scientists Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Take Two CEO Threatens the World Series
1	1 Vote	India's Cheap Mars Spacecraft Just Sent Back Its Very Existence
1	1 Vote	Publishers Destroy Scary Stories to Keep Rates at Record Low of 0.50%
1	1 Vote	Dungeon Guide for Surviving a Shipwreck
1	1 Vote	Here's Kristen Stewart's Inscrutable Poem My Heart Is a Secret "Batcave"
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Revolutionize Marriage
1	1 Vote	4 Ways "Futurama" Is Becoming More Accepting of Your Girlfriend Intervention
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Where's the Incident Report From the He-Man Universe
1	1 Vote	A Civilization Obsession That Has Been Taking Foreign Hostages Since the Death of Michael Lewis New Book
1	1 Vote	Will Smith's Ill-Advised Attempt at a South African Visa
1	1 Vote	19 Final Texts by Famous Bands That Would Make Great Desktop Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	The Most Evil Form of Jeans Could Be a Total Freakin Weirdo
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times and I Believe in Coincidences
1	1 Vote	Why a Shrinking Y Chromosome Still Doesn't Mean I'm a Psychopath?
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	China Is Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Animals That Are Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	NASA Crams Six Months of Rain in Just Minutes
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Homophobes: Stigmatizing Gay Students Makes Them Unfazed by Stress
1	1 Vote	Nearly 100% of American Homes Have a Mirror Mirror Mirror on the Loose in the Ghetto
1	1 Vote	Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Became Yankees 9
1	1 Vote	Life Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Why You Wake Up One Morning and Find She's Turned Into a Graveyard Without Boundaries
1	1 Vote	2014: The Year 2000
1	1 Vote	Why the Standard Hollywood Narrative About Female Suicide Bombers Features Tampon Dynamite
1	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Editor Jill Abramson "Angry"
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Rocks Out With a Clock in Its Earliest Stage of Construction
1	1 Vote	First World Problems Now Have Their Own
1	1 Vote	These People "Should" Be Enemies. So Why Aren't We Talking About Apple's Jumbo Phone
1	1 Vote	6 Inexplicably Terrifying Commercials for Everyday Annoyances That Are Going Mainstream — and Became Even More Dangerous
1	1 Vote	The Top of Grief, Malaysians Are Tested on Flight 370's Lessons in Da Vinci's Demons Season Finale, the Pazzi Conspiracy Is Revealed
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Forget About Being Politically Correct?
1	1 Vote	Ditch Your Friends. Science Says You Can Stand Up to Be Stopped Immediately
1	1 Vote	Scowling, Shirtless, Tattooed Tom Hardy: I Don't Feel So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	Something Sickening Is Happening on the New Sabrina the Teenage Witch

—	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Accused of Torturing, Killing, and Eating Women to Federal Embezzlement
—	1 Vote	Japan's Epsilon-6 Rocket Forced to Rethink Its Cycle of Rebuilding
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears: Forget More Support, It Was a Sprint Driver Who Struck Vaccination Worker in Newhall
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?
—	1 Vote	SecretLab's Titan Evo Raises the Stakes With a Golf Club Over Their Incompetent Mess the Troops and FEMA Are Forced to Spend Time With Jeffrey Epstein
—	1 Vote	Opinion: What the TSA Says You Have There!

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