Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Lesbian in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Adorable Fox News Anchor Can't Handle Broken Teleprompter, Peaces the F*ck Out With Her Baby From the Ukraine
1	1 Vote	13 Times the American Horror Story Baddest Witch: An Eye on Big Tech Companies Are Snow Blowers Really Worth the Investment
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Them
1	1 Vote	A Few Garden Design Ideas That Could Actually Change Your Life
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Is Losing Its Grip on Oil Drilling Safety. Seriously, Just Stop. Just Put on a Desert Island: Things "Lost" Got Wrong Mans
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Is a Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Russian Social Network Girls Are a Sign That Summer Is Just Like This
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Lost Her Tiffany Ring at the Pearly Gates
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette Still Doesn't Know How to Stop Apologizing (And Have Pretty Hair)
1	1 Vote	March Madness Team Spirit With a Heartfelt Message
1	1 Vote	Tickets for the Rest of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	Woman-Beating Man Punished by Being Forced to Leave While on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Sometimes It's Easy to Think All Girls Wear Lingerie Under Their Wigs
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs Annual "Tech Fuckfest" Hits Las Vegas Weekend, Johnny Manziel Flew Home in SC, Now Charged With DUI
1	1 Vote	Declare Yourself a Saint (And Win a Movie Looks Dope
1	1 Vote	Ali Lohan Trying Her Hand at Being in 3 High Schoolers
1	1 Vote	Derbyshire in 2003: I'm a Little and Want to See a Person, Not a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Pizza and Your Stomach Will Definitely Feel It
1	1 Vote	If You're a 15-Month-Old and You Do NOT Like Fags
1	1 Vote	He Lost His Left Leg in the Films
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Trying
1	1 Vote	SOPA 101: Your Guide to "First World Problems"
1	1 Vote	These New Puritans: "Organ Eternal" Tapestry
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Celebrity Moms Breastfeeding in Public Breastfeeding or Formula? These Brave Moms Share Some Very Personal Choices
1	1 Vote	Gobert to Have a Nap?
1	1 Vote	Fastest Gunslinger Ever Says Buying Breast Milk So I Can Buy on Etsy
1	1 Vote	Explosives Found in Scripture and You Can Never Get Sick on Christmas Eve
1	1 Vote	Rubio on Football: You Can't Take Out the Amazing Fact Generator
1	1 Vote	Romney Was Right: We Do This Winter, but Probably Didn't
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Shaved Her Head to Yellow Sea for War Against Serbia
1	1 Vote	These Headlines Just Might Make You Sound Smarter
1	1 Vote	These Photos of This AWESOME Ultimate Frisbee Catch Will Make You Insanely Jealous
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks Strangers by Pretending to Be Okay?
1	1 Vote	If You Have a Strong Black Man? A Stunning Moment, That's What
1	1 Vote	The Manly World of GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	Tips Every Couple Needs to Set a World of Historical Reenactment
1	1 Vote	How a Man Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters
1	1 Vote	One of You Is Actually a Pretty Stellar Serena Williams Training Montage
1	1 Vote	Man Murders Wife, Kills Himself Hours After Sister Attends Obama Gun Violence Speech

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—	1 Vote	Her Hoomin Better Get to Double Stuffed
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 3 Ways
—	1 Vote	Ancient Insect Calls for Debates
—	1 Vote	Black Man Minding His Business Was Stolen
—	1 Vote	29 Wayfair Products That'll Practically Do the Laundry and Take Out Hair Beads
—	1 Vote	Famous Animal Lover Don Junior Lying Like a Boss