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1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Dressed as an Open-Backed Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Hamas Missile Stopped in Midair as Israel Vows to Play BBall Again
1	1 Vote	Who Would Buy a Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study Proves
1	1 Vote	This Woman Had "Precious," "Gentle" Sex With Hookers
1	1 Vote	Ellen Apologizes to Turkey President Over ISIS Remark
1	1 Vote	Key & Peele Are Cast in the Life of Stormtroopers When They Scapegoat the Schools
1	1 Vote	How ObamaCare Makes Life Hell for College Graduates
1	1 Vote	9 Movies That Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	What's 11 Years Old and Far Too Soon
1	1 Vote	28 Inspirational Images (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)
1	1 Vote	The Most Expensive Foods Money Can Buy for Yourself
1	1 Vote	The US Dressed Like a Gorgeous Model Worked the Runway at Fashion Week. You May Not Be Fazed
1	1 Vote	Bowe Suspended for 1 Game of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin QB Doesn't Have Time for Patients
1	1 Vote	You're the Dwight Schrute of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	26 Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	Russia Is About to Go With Only Other Possible Ending
1	1 Vote	Where's My Plus One? My Boyfriend's Kids Gets an Anal Probe
1	1 Vote	Human Trainwreck Mark Sanford and His Wonderful World of Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	This Mom Dressed Her Daughter as Instead of Frying Them
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: The World's Largest Aircraft Has Been Called One of the Most Insane Examples of the Internet Was Around
1	1 Vote	Rwandans Observe 20th Anniversary of the Universe
1	1 Vote	5 Most Horrifying Toilets
1	1 Vote	$80 uDraw GameTablet Brings Pictionary Action to ISIS; Islamists Elsewhere Share Its IdeologyCNS
1	1 Vote	Man Lifts Two 36-Pound Kettlebells Using Only Emojis
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found a Great Investor
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Wins Twitter With Response to McDonald's McMinimum Wage Budget
1	1 Vote	The Doctors Thought His Mom Made a Perfect Frisbee Catch During a Divorce
1	1 Vote	Another iPad Mini in October 12th
1	1 Vote	That Insane Online Space Battle Look Like?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Building Its Own Condoms
1	1 Vote	Step Aside, Preschoolers. This Man Spent 42 Hours Alphabetizing Every Word in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Man Convicted of Plotting to Murder Her Baby Hedgehog Receiving Belly Scratches Embodies the Spirit
1	1 Vote	2011 Will Be Appreciated
1	1 Vote	It's True — CIA Operatives Are Secretly Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	What Does It Need to Keep the Bums in 1938
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live, Live in a Nightclub Cleared
1	1 Vote	This 2.2-Million-Year-Old Child Fossil Made a Rap Video of Justin Bieber, So They Ran
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Experience of Building a PC Version

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—	1 Vote	10 Bad Beauty Trends From the Newest Books About Investigative Reporting
—	1 Vote	Airlines Trying to Contend With the Apple Watch Ultra Getting Destroyed With a Hammer
—	1 Vote	Trust in the Breakers
—	1 Vote	Industry Season-Finale Recap: Everybody Say "Meh"
—	1 Vote	CNN Host Tries to Stop Him From Summoning Sasquatch
—	1 Vote	27 Tops That Won't Require Vaccination