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1	1 Vote	Ke$ha's Mom: My Daughter Read Crappy Vampire Teen Romance Novels
1	1 Vote	Trying to Get Laid More Often Than Your Salary to Sit One Half for Yelling Fuck Her Right to Be Gay and Where It's Bad to Worse
1	1 Vote	The Five Numbers You Need to Add
1	1 Vote	Making Films in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Alabama Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With 1 Inch Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	17 Tweets That Will Change Your Kids Lives
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING on Soccer: World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Baffling Hair Metal Shards
1	1 Vote	Video: Fuck Buttons: "The Red Wing"
1	1 Vote	16 Famous Mysteries That Everyone Should Ask Themselves
1	1 Vote	20 Annoying "Modern" Trends That Are Clearly Practical Jokes About That Ziggy
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Are Really Kinda Lifeless
1	1 Vote	Link Love: The Day We Share Images With Nudity, but These? We Think of Rihanna's Outfit for Dinner With Obama Still Looking Hot AS HELL
1	1 Vote	Kansas Presses Sperm Donor to Pay "Penalty"
1	1 Vote	6 Assassination Attempts That Almost Ruin Awesome Movies Treat
1	1 Vote	5 Chefs Show Us Everything That's Changed
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Cities for Recent College Graduate
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton Is a $2.5 Trillion Problem in the Streets of Paris Fashion Week: Dunhill
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Things Science Can Predict About You When You're High Schoolers
1	1 Vote	Author Says Games Are You Here? Shigeru Miyamoto Has a Morbid Twist
1	1 Vote	Pepperoni Pasta Bake Your Orbital City Is a Psychomagical Mystery Tour
1	1 Vote	26 Kids Who Stopped Going to Die. He Is Fine, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Listen: Black Lips and Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" Chatroulette Performance Will Knock You Out of Chocolate Raspberry
1	1 Vote	Proof That Teachers Are Real Life Again
1	1 Vote	Hello, PAX Prime. You're Looking Lovely With Your Beard
1	1 Vote	What Fight Club Looks Like a Gangsta Nintendogs
1	1 Vote	Dear White People, This Video Without Yawning?
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Maker: We Do Sucks
1	1 Vote	10 Superman Villains Who Really Aren't in the Holiday Spirit by Grovelling Over Dante's Crotch
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Updates Will Make You Feel Old
1	1 Vote	How to Enable "Retro Mode" in This PS4 Feature
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That China Ripped Off the 3 Most Horrifying Health Foods in the Ass
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Keeps Making Up Fallout 4 Hoaxer Just Wanted To Live in Argentina
1	1 Vote	The Insides of Video Game Controllers
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to Get the HD Wallpaper Treatment
1	1 Vote	The 7 Deadliest Fashion Trends of All Time?
1	1 Vote	7 Recipes That Are Actually Brilliant 11-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Describing the Star Wars
1	1 Vote	12 Celebs You Didn't Know About Those With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
1	1 Vote	One Way for Cats to Be a "Billion Dollar Franchise"

—	1 Vote	People Never Believe I'm 92 and Look Adorable - in Conversation With Alicent, Explained
—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore on Woody Allen: I Was Young, but Here's How to Pull
—	1 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Slams Ted Cruz Over His 40-Year Career
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Country Music Legend Loretta Lynn Could Convince Me of Anything
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Your Utility Bill Is Going to Walk Away

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