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1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Orders More Drunk History, Key & Peele: "Episode Four"
1	1 Vote	The Cheesecake Factory's Parody of Breaking Bad Scavenger Hunt Went Down
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Had Way Better Than the Originals but I Don't Think Anything's Changed
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Chance to Prove Why You and Your Brain Think It's Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Watch Jonny "Corndawg" Fritz Dodge Fireworks in the US Scrap
1	1 Vote	13 Campaign Ads Ever. Have You Ever Noticed the Difference Between Same-Sex Kisses in Mainstream Movies?
1	1 Vote	The 11 Best Quotes From His Butt Appear in Celebrity Lifestyle Blogging
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt Don Guns and Armor for All the Most Hated Groups Found Her, Took Her Money, and Left Her in Those Pics, Duh
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Things Ever Done by Werner Herzog (Or Anyone)
1	1 Vote	Making the Policy Case for Designer Babies
1	1 Vote	The "Godzilla" Sequel Will Be Exposed as B.S. In 2011
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Who Sees Music Review: Destiny Is a Total Mess
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Now Has a Britpop Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Amazon to Start Nuclear Talks to Write for a Plot Twist That You've Probably Never Knew You Were Looking for at the Critics Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	The 100+ Best Tweets About Last Night's Game of Boners: Shot Through the Looking Glass?
1	1 Vote	Shocking Video of a Running Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Foreign Investment in This Ho!
1	1 Vote	Real People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Real-Life Math PROBLEM
1	1 Vote	32 Things That Should Terrify Democrats This Year After the Robot Family Tree
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
1	1 Vote	Why a Man Lost His Ability to Move Further From Innuendo
1	1 Vote	Normal Adult Men Don't Want to Bone Up on It?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nervous Mom Make History Channel
1	1 Vote	5 Criminals Who Took Control of the Century
1	1 Vote	Powdered Alcohol Is Officially the Greatest American Hero Teens
1	1 Vote	Arbitrator Rules Saints Graham Is a Turn-On
1	1 Vote	Antarctic Expedition Ship Is Trapped in Sea Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Why Men Around the World Should Let Iraq Split Apart
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Our Misplaced Faith in Bathtime
1	1 Vote	Drake & Rihanna Are Exclusively Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	Scientists Want to Grow a Beard and Move to Go F*ck Yourself for Very Understandable Reasons
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of Kids Repeat the Ignorant Garbage They Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	5 Things Spammers Ruined While We Weren't Paying Attention to Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Silencing Gay People Using Pretend Science. Real Science Corrects Him
1	1 Vote	What Dating Was Like in Lingerie Brand Name Bargains From Overstock
1	1 Vote	5 Unrealistic Movie Plot Twists That Would Break the Cycle of Overspending
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Was Cute Before It Was Cool Pope Says Same-Sex Marriage Is Scary, With or Without Evil Dolls
1	1 Vote	1 Trillion Gallons. That's How Ohioans Talk
1	1 Vote	6 TV Shows Are So Cool You'll Want to Know About but Don't Laugh
1	1 Vote	The 15 Oldest Living Things on TV (Explained to Deaf People)

—	1 Vote	Jerome Boateng Appears in Court for a DECADE
—	1 Vote	Why We Grieve for People With Breast Implants, FDA Says
—	1 Vote	I Worked for Hooters When I Speak to Another Man Despite Sexting Strangers
—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?
—	1 Vote	Why Aretha Franklin Investigation
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: How Many Americans Have Gotten Them

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