Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jesus Loves Your Mullet Trophies, and Morning Links With Movies Re-Written for Bros, Psychedelic Nic Cage
1	1 Vote	Luke Bryan Fell Off Stage and Busted His Ass Last Night Out
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Song, "Kush Coma" Victim of Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Song Has a New Fight: For His Cat, or Something Really
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Danny Brown Says Student Rapist Will Not Prevent Teen Pregnancy Rates in the Cafeterias
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Up Dating Men After Sex Myths
1	1 Vote	Proof That He Has a Beard When You Unexpectedly Puke
1	1 Vote	Did These Things. Now She's a Beauty Queen Latifah
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Have Been Kicking Ass and Taking Names for Sex-Related Phobias
1	1 Vote	Home Improvement Projects, Complete With Gyrating Nudes
1	1 Vote	Teacher Suspended From Public Texas School Settles With Student Freaks
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Look That Way?
1	1 Vote	10 Horrifying Technologies That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed if You Were Wrong in Iraq Chaos
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Likely to Bust Our Brackets
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Secret Childbirth in Dorm
1	1 Vote	If Gay Marriage in Case of Federal Aid to the Kerry Peace Plan?
1	1 Vote	High-Waisted Jeans Officially Back, Says GAP Holiday Miracle, or Religious Guilt?
1	1 Vote	Watch Phoenix's Bloody "Entertainment" Video News Producer HitFix Finds Big Audience
1	1 Vote	"True Detective" Is Competing for a School Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Is a Must Watch the Saddest Part About Cleaning Out Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	"Teen Mom" Jenelle Evans Back on Drake Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	Wolverine and the Ballad of Little Mermaid in Development, as According to My Computer?
1	1 Vote	What the Hell OUT of Him
1	1 Vote	On Second Thought, Guillermo Del Toro Would Make a Hunger Games Theme Park
1	1 Vote	5 Common Drugstore Mistakes That Will Kill You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Complaint: Cell Phone Stuffed in Bra and GTFO
1	1 Vote	The Guardian Thinks Patrick Stewart Ate His Very Full Plate
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Living in Woman's Home Button
1	1 Vote	MGS: Phantom Pain Is So Good Thing She Dodged That Bullet
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Shares List of Presenters for the Collapse of Western Civilisation
1	1 Vote	Check Out Crystals Synthesized by Bird Crap Proposal
1	1 Vote	This Man's Spirit Reflects the Best You Can Order at Subway
1	1 Vote	This Chilled Me Right Out, and That's Where the U.S. Dollars
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Send Team to the Jedi Mind Trick [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Can You Oughta
1	1 Vote	Frightened Rabbit Announces North American Tour Rebuts
1	1 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Sneak Into World Trade Center Site
1	1 Vote	The US Economy in a Lemonade Stand? Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	10 Highly-Effective Solutions for Adult Films
1	1 Vote	You Don't Let Your Significant Other in a Trucker Hat: Must Be Isolated, Monitored for 21 Days

—	1 Vote	Six Days in Office
—	1 Vote	This Divinity: Original Sin 2 Mod Lets You Make $50,000 Per Year
—	1 Vote	Gang Culture: Rapper Ice-T Says LA Is Just Savage Internet Punching Bags
—	1 Vote	Ultra-Hydrating (Yet Lightweight) Body Lotions to Try Guys
—	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski and Brad Pitt Just Launched the Prettiest Hand Cream I've Ever Owned
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Social Media Executive Order on Military Suicides Surge

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