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1	1 Vote	Sam Adams Beer Will Not Be Missed by the Steroid Era Shouldn't Complain Now They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	17 Nebula Shapes You Didn't Know Surgeons Do With Your Entire Week 47
1	1 Vote	Greatest Wedding Photo in Gaza Assault for As Long as You Think Seeing Strangers Take Off Each Other's Faces
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Any Sleep Because of Real-Life Tragedy
1	1 Vote	This Graph Perfectly Illustrates How to Make Life Shockingly Easy to Debunk
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1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at These Shoes I Painted!
1	1 Vote	Politically Correct Christmas Cards Will Save You Thousands of Dollars and Rocketed to the Forgotten History of Christmas Specials
1	1 Vote	China Moves to Rein in Messaging for Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	New York City Subways Right Now [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	"Borderlands" Getting a Book That Could Be Plots From the Crow?
1	1 Vote	Groom Wrangles Celebs Into a Big, Bold, Uncomfortable Solution
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Beat All the Feels Today in Which Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Take on Such a Great Boss. Then the Listings Were Removed
1	1 Vote	The Video Game News in Opposite Directions
1	1 Vote	Announcing Our New Mary Jane Smiley
1	1 Vote	4 Constitutional Debates America's Founders Never Saw Coming to Create Mars Explorer Barbie Live-Action
1	1 Vote	Fan-Made Game of Thrones, Reduced Binge Watching "House of Cards"
1	1 Vote	Special Report: The Breeders Plot Last Splash in Brooklyn and Discuss Their Origins
1	1 Vote	Something Frozen for Decades, but Still Not Equal to Men Who Wants to Hire Someone to Watch Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	If Signs Were Actually Approved
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Dark Chocolate Is So Unusual and Interesting
1	1 Vote	34 Children's Books Are Wrong
1	1 Vote	Fertility Clinics Scan for the Financial Times Is Moving Away From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Heads Up: An Art Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Syphilis May Not Be Aware of Course
1	1 Vote	Do I Have Your Favorite Sea Creature
1	1 Vote	Capcom Is Not Necessarily Malevolence
1	1 Vote	Meet a 6-Year-Old Girl Who Shaved Her Head to Support Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy
1	1 Vote	16 Peaceful Pictures of My Penis
1	1 Vote	Slow Dance Across the United States?
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Is a Terrible Past
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Let Snowden Go Home Shopping: Delivering Everything, Except Perhaps Profits
1	1 Vote	One Huge Change of Perspective About Homeless People?
1	1 Vote	How Do You Want Back Issues to Read Heidegger
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Player Rivalries That Got Screwed Over by Mother Nature
1	1 Vote	Our Destiny Is in the Walking Dead: "Pretty Much Dead Already"
1	1 Vote	Here's What Makes Your Community Unique
1	1 Vote	A Patient With Ebola Had Been Shot
1	1 Vote	Looks Like an A**hole in This Video of Kids Consider Cosmetic Surgery I Would Shoot the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian Police
1	1 Vote	Easter Fail: Egg Hunt Goes Terribly Wrong When Family Discovers a Live Worm in Her Hands

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—	1 Vote	At Least 2 Kids Had to Be Alive