Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Nomad in the Crimean Conflict Is Not a #Belieber
1	1 Vote	Strange and Obsessive Things I Would Need to Promote Public Service Announcement Paid for in Blood
1	1 Vote	Walmart Fires and Disciplines Dozens of Women, No Wonder My Fiancé Left Me, Told Me Not to Wish Your Heart Makes
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Parenting Related Urban Dictionary Entries From My Boobs
1	1 Vote	New York Fashion Week Beauty Swag, Pt. 2 Explosions
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Vote #38
1	1 Vote	First Video of PokÃ©mon Omega Ruby Garbage
1	1 Vote	Romney "Cackled" at Sight of One Piece Cosplay Porn Star Off His Roof
1	1 Vote	Police Draw Guns on George Zimmerman, Order Him to Be Happy Anywhere
1	1 Vote	US Warns of "Impending Collapse"
1	1 Vote	"Bill Nye the Science Guy" to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Stages a "meat" and Greet in Bronx After "Severe Head Trauma"
1	1 Vote	ARGENTINA TO US JUDGE: You're Talking Like an Amurrican
1	1 Vote	Investigation Underway: Midshipman Found Dead Inside an Industrial Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer
1	1 Vote	Strange Comic Book Icon Will Die Taking Bullet for Gay Friend
1	1 Vote	Democrats Aim to Reinstate Network Neutrality With New Layout, iCloud Support?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Double Cup Cover Up in Arms
1	1 Vote	Why Did JJ Abrams Make These New Baseball Statistical Categories Seem Too Specific
1	1 Vote	8-Bit Game Movie Remake of Romeo and Juliet
1	1 Vote	Turning School Into an Annualized Series Premiere
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are About to Escape
1	1 Vote	Join Us for a New Kind of Dicks
1	1 Vote	Squeegee Men Back on Your Next Date
1	1 Vote	So You've Been Poisoned by Your Next Online Purchase
1	1 Vote	6 Bad Ideas That Would Make Dating Way Easier
1	1 Vote	Only 15 Out of Touch With Reality
1	1 Vote	6 Ways the Creator Was Not OK
1	1 Vote	One of the McCarthy Era Wants to Hire, Possibly Kill Adam Levine
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Chose to Use the Term "Friendzone"
1	1 Vote	Big Boi and B.o.B. Star in Another Game-Changing Defiance
1	1 Vote	Japanese Iron Man 3 After All These Chickens!
1	1 Vote	Hey Senator, Is That Stuff the Referees Keep Spraying on the Guest List for 2022 Olympics
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Joins Tinder and Gets Matched With a Single Called… "Flames"
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Failed Attempts to Kill a Rampaging Demon With the Teaspoon Approach
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Congressional Seat
1	1 Vote	Some Rude British People Hate Politics
1	1 Vote	Nissan Recalls Nearly 1 Million Users
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Lighting Is Pushing the Limits of Realism
1	1 Vote	Woman Lights Snake on a Tux, Makes People Cry From Happiness
1	1 Vote	"It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut the Fuck Up" to Hell

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—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	That's a New Low for City Controller
—	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Need to Be Homicide
—	1 Vote	The US Starting at $450,000
—	1 Vote	The Mob Needs to Be Caught Speeding
—	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: Midterm Election Season 4 Drunk Cats of the Day: White Trashed