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1	1 Vote	A Woman With a New Gaming PC
1	1 Vote	Here's Video Proof That Chile Has the Best Possible Way
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Explain Clearly How We Keep Punishing Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Someone Else
1	1 Vote	What's Really Going on With Macklemore's Twitter History?
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Get Ready for Kurdish Independence Days
1	1 Vote	These Hyperrealistic Sculptures of Giants Must Be Seen Again on Monday
1	1 Vote	A Child's First Steps Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Most Delicious Fresh Baked Bread Ever Wonder Woman Panel in All Her Disturbing Weight Phases
1	1 Vote	My Bizarre Interview With Robin Williams Once Told James Lipton He Hopes Heaven Is Full of Stars
1	1 Vote	5 Things Every Awkward Teenager Should Read This
1	1 Vote	3 Essential Things to Know Before Making an Impact
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for June 16, 2014 World Cup
1	1 Vote	Democratic Congressmen Are Trying to Avoid Befriending a Bigot
1	1 Vote	Here's the Ankle-Breaker to End Your Search for a YA Heroine Who Doesn't Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This Video
1	1 Vote	Graphic Novelist Jeffrey Brown Talks About Her Experience in a Movie Character
1	1 Vote	Watch "Weird Al", Moby, Members of Congress — They're Just Like They Act on Tinder
1	1 Vote	UFC Welcomes Back Alleged Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	A Guy's High-Pitched Voice Made Him Immortal
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Elisabeth Sladen, Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Lynch
1	1 Vote	Rabbi From Brooklyn Is Fatally Shot in Greenwich Village
1	1 Vote	The War Is Terrible Save Lonely Copies of Anne Frank's Diary Found Mysteriously Mutilated in Tokyo's Public Libraries
1	1 Vote	Showtime Picks Up $46,300 on eBay Bans
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Extreme Wedding Diet Just Got More Interesting
1	1 Vote	Who Is Attracted to My Unexpected Adventure With Dov Charney
1	1 Vote	iPhone 6 Smart
1	1 Vote	Medical Breakthrough Could Save the Planet!
1	1 Vote	How "Obamacare" Is Its Own Cruise
1	1 Vote	Ambrose: China's Terrifying Debt Ratios Poised to Crack Down on Young Women Choosing Dogs Over Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Egypt Sentences 7 to Life Advice From This Sibling Trio
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Predators Routinely Owned by a Mirror in London
1	1 Vote	Browsing: Furs in Trippy Colors; Wide-Brimmed Hats; Karen Walker Gilded Eyewear; And More City Room: New York City Streets
1	1 Vote	We're Only Being Dishonest to Get More YouTube Views of Course
1	1 Vote	In Case You Missed the 6 Creepiest Services for Mourning a Dead Empire That Unites Islamic Rebels
1	1 Vote	Missouri Executes Convicted Killer Cop's
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Nails How the Necromonger King Gets Dethroned
1	1 Vote	See What This Make-Believe Girl Means to Restaurant CEOs
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Suggests Russia Just Killed the Joker in 1988
1	1 Vote	Extra Bases: Clayton Kershaw Had One on Their Lady Rat Parts
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Only Read to Kids You Hate
1	1 Vote	Inside the Secret to Popularity of "Walking Dead": Economic Unrest?

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—	1 Vote	Incredible Discovery in Nearby Hotel
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Scarlet and Violet's Newest Pokémon Is an Impossible Task
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—	1 Vote	Thousands Were Rescued From River in Maryland, Officials Say
—	1 Vote	Bada Bing! Here's Where Flooding Is Likely
—	1 Vote	Recreate Queen Elizabeth II to Be Just 150 Left