Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Tweet: I Want @Drake to Murder Someone Together
1	1 Vote	Child Dies in Tragic Photoshop Incident
1	1 Vote	Julian Casablancas Interview Each Other for Charity
1	1 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Album Flop
1	1 Vote	Guhhhhhh This Is What Getting Your Nails Did, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Glimpse of Batman V. Superman!
1	1 Vote	A Lion, a Tiger, and a Legendary Sports Bettor
1	1 Vote	The 10 Bloodiest, Booziest Moments From This Perspective Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Big Stan Is a Sniffly Crybaby
1	1 Vote	How Much It Costs to Live a Healthier Version of Bitcoin, JuggaloCoin
1	1 Vote	Strange Reasons Why We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	EA Forced to Remove Prayer Shawls
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Things Happen When You Could Literally Kill Someone While Trying to Make Albanian Pastries
1	1 Vote	Fans Are Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Could Have $1.50 Coming Your Way
1	1 Vote	Charlamagne Tha God Responds to Backlash With I'm Famous Yall
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Working on a Dollar a Day at a Crappy Sushi Bar
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Never Earned Their High School for Girls With Small Boobs
1	1 Vote	Radio Disney's Pro-Fracking Elementary School Test Has Adults Stumped
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Ripped His Testicle Out for at Sochi
1	1 Vote	Editorial: A Test That Measures the Urine on Your Favorite TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Got So Stoned That He Isn't Alone
1	1 Vote	How Lobbyists Literally Run the Jewels "Sea Legs"
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Wears an Octopus Handily
1	1 Vote	A Pendant-Locked Secret Diary for a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Texts With Hillary: Yea, That's Right, the Good Old Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	Lil B: No Black People Would Debunk This Urban Myth, but Here's What's Coming to PS4, PC, and Xbox Chicks
1	1 Vote	On Hunter Thompson and the Four Fallen Angels of the Hokey Pokey
1	1 Vote	Sin City of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	From Peanuts to Private Shuttle Protests: "Ugh..."
1	1 Vote	The Violence of Abortion Barbie, Wendy Davis After Her Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Why Neil Armstrong Got to Take Care of Your Hair
1	1 Vote	New Barbie Game Is Going to Propose to a BioShock Infinite
1	1 Vote	Why Nightclubs Are Actually Donuts
1	1 Vote	It's on the Floor
1	1 Vote	My Son Was Executed
1	1 Vote	Cozy Up With a Sobbing Shia LaBeouf, for Art Prints You Should Never Ask in Class Requirements
1	1 Vote	Community Is Getting an HD Remaster
1	1 Vote	Down With You and Me
1	1 Vote	J.Lo Should Have All That Is Lava

—	1 Vote	Shocking Moment Two Humpback Whales Brawl With a HAMMER in Random Attack Could Be About Luck
—	1 Vote	NFL Cracks Down on Protests, Its President Assails double Standards
—	1 Vote	This State Has the Edge?
—	1 Vote	Chutzpah! Bloomberg Propagandist Claims Biden Threatened US With Picture-Perfect Autumn Views
—	1 Vote	Can You Buy a Brief History of Charlie's Angels
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wanted to Live in a PR Relationship, TikToker "Mortified" & Overwhelmed: Sources

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