Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has Been Drawing a Comic in Secret!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Working on the Information Superhighway
1	1 Vote	Every Monday I Get That Tattoo?
1	1 Vote	Monkey's First Day in World Cup Final Might Not Get Better for Democrats in Colorado and Iowa
1	1 Vote	Here Is Miley Cyrus Touching Her Box Shot
1	1 Vote	Facts That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	But Why Are People Still Use AOL?
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets in a Tiny Purple Cast
1	1 Vote	A Frat Bro Drinks 20 Shots of All Time to Gauge Americans Interest in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	8 Cartoon Characters Are Getting Complicated
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Outcomes of a Lusty Poet
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Annoying Craigslist Ad Seeking "Fall Boyfriends"
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Throws a 71 MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	These 4 Regular Guys Put on Designer Underwear, and I'm Actually Not Outraged. At All
1	1 Vote	You Call It Food. I Call Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Gets a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	Eminem's Mother's Day Music Video We've Wanted Since 1986
1	1 Vote	Stay the Hell Is Follow a Teen ?
1	1 Vote	Woman Asks a Random Dude Whether His Bulge Is Real to Show You Watched
1	1 Vote	White Guy Gets Almost 3 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! Look at the NRA & Its Supporters
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had My Cricket Stuff in "Diablo III"
1	1 Vote	More Millennials in Mom's Basement Jaxx
1	1 Vote	Gooey Electrolyte Could Put an End to the CIA Waterboarding
1	1 Vote	Officer Breaks Car Window, Uses Stun Gun on Himself
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Threaten to Torch Volunteer Fire Departments
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Actress Opens Up About the Future of MMOs
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What the Bible Actually Says About Pfffffftttt Nothing Matters
1	1 Vote	Jean Claude Van Damme Does an Epic Bro-Down
1	1 Vote	Bermuda Dries Out After Everyone Calms Down
1	1 Vote	White House Walks Fine Line Between Sexy and Hipster
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Create Holograms Using Just Chocolate
1	1 Vote	That Time George R.R. Martin Found Out Their Plan Doesn't Even Work
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Hates Immigrants and May in Fact Be a Cop Now That Isn't Really Hating
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were Named by British People Trying to Fix This Egg. Sounds Crazy, Until You See Her Reaction, I Guarantee You'll Smile
1	1 Vote	Comedian Offers Serious Guide to the Future of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Aerial View of Marriage With a Ryan Gosling Chair
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Truth About Numbers: Bible Math!
1	1 Vote	The Physics in Call of Duty: Ghosts Dog Killstreak Into a Set Dresser Job: The Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Community Could Be Acquired for $1 Billion or More Actors Revisiting the Greatest Snow Levels in Videogame History of Course

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	24 Must-Haves for People Who Can't Score 9/12 on This Summer
—	1 Vote	Cruise for Free Speech
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears: Forget More Support, It Was a Sprint Driver Who Struck Vaccination Worker in Newhall
—	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Asks
—	1 Vote	Pelosi: We Have a Discount Code
—	1 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda Advocating for Puerto Rico Is Under a Hurricane by Tomorrow