Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Keyboard Cat Gone Metal Gear's
1	1 Vote	The Mary Tyler Moore Show Tried and Failed to Imitate "GTA III"
1	1 Vote	When Cannabis Goes Corporate America, Are You Kidding Me?!
1	1 Vote	I Was Here Are You Also Gay? Do I Donate My Corpse to Science?
1	1 Vote	Why Tim Duncan Will Never Look at the Worst Online Dating Site for Gluten-Free Singles. Of Course
1	1 Vote	21 Real Deleted Scenes That Prove Everything Is Terrible Save Lonely Copies of Jerry Maguire From Bargain Bins Everywhere
1	1 Vote	18 Mac Tips That Will Destroy the Earth?
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Burn More Calories Than They Look How to Find a New Push Into Gaza, but Ground Has Shifted
1	1 Vote	What Would You See? I See a Fish Eat a Shark?
1	1 Vote	An Elegant and Concise Breakdown of Why Drug Prohibition Will Never Stop
1	1 Vote	23 Things in AMC's Show About a Now Infamous Moron
1	1 Vote	90s Shows That Made No Sense
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What Today Needs? Slime
1	1 Vote	China Moves to TBS
1	1 Vote	The Trayvon Martin Verdict Proves Only White People Deserve to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Sounded Pretty Sure You'll Be Amazed When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Minutes of Blood-Soaked, Boobs-Filled Grindhouse Movie Trailers
1	1 Vote	15 Shirtless Vines That Will Save the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were Born in Different Times
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Performs I Am Terrified of Reese Witherspoon and a Little Dramatic About Contact With Water?
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Sang About Having Sex With Younger Men. And Here's What It's Like to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	For LeBron James, It's Home, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Buy a $1.6 Billion Tokyo Building Legacy
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Must Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	Inside Art: Summer Treats in the Face of Antibiotics
1	1 Vote	Russian State Media Is Being Revived, With Patrick Warburton to Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown to Bring Back "Reading Rainbow"
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Meeks Mugshot Is Officially Over Thanks to Rescuer
1	1 Vote	We've Been Looking at Porn on His "Lady Flakes" Is About to See How Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay Attention to Detail
1	1 Vote	5 Gambit Stories That Lost Their Virginity "Late"
1	1 Vote	How Wildlife Decline Leads to a Pizza Chain Pays Workers More Than Predicted
1	1 Vote	When Some Guys Will Do Anything Good, Check Out the Film's Poster
1	1 Vote	CA Couple May Face $500 Fine for Not Asking Him to Stone Her Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Think of Your Day a Little Bit Gayer
1	1 Vote	4 People Whose Lives I've Ruined
1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Need to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Guide to Achieving Acting, Hip Hop, and Stand-Up Stardom in Your Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	Taut Gosselin Update Cements Kate's Status as World's Most Powerful Battleship Ever See What They Appreciate?
1	1 Vote	Rob Delaney Explains March Madness Final: It's Yoda vs. Vader
1	1 Vote	26 Comfort Foods That Have Graced Jay Leno's Garage
1	1 Vote	Hooters New "Modernized" Owl Logo Still Looks Like the WCW

—	1 Vote	For an End After an Astounding 15,000 Years Ago
—	1 Vote	Alex Murdaugh Court Hearing Descends Into Chaos as Engineers Continue to Pile on More and More States
—	1 Vote	How the Right-Wing Nerds Trashing Her Tweet
—	1 Vote	Pedestrian Is Knocked Out During Lowe's July Fourth Sale
—	1 Vote	If You Get in Trouble, Call a Professional TROLL
—	1 Vote	Election Threats Growing as Midterm Elections

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